pickup lines
hey good lookin
1. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
2. What's a nice guy like you doing running through a dirty mind like mine?
3. There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?
4. I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!
5. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
6. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
7. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
8. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
9. That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I'd be coming too!
1O. Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
11. I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
12. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
13. Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!
14. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
15. Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
16. You know what would look good on you? Me!
17. Is that a ladder in your pants... or the stairway to heaven?
18. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!
19. I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
2O. Do you want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!
21. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
22. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
23. Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
24. You turn my software into hardware!
25. Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
26. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
27. Do you work for Cingular, Cause you're raising my bar!
28. Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
29. I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
3O. If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
31. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
32. Did it hurt when you feel from heaven?
33. My name's _. That's so you know what to scream in bed.
34. I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
35. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
36. Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
37. Hi, I’m Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
38. What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
39. Something's wrong with my phone. Your number's not in it.
4O. Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
41. I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
42. Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
43. Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
44. The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
45. Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
46. I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
47. That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
48. All those curves! And me with no brakes!
49. I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.
5O. I lost my number, can I have yours?
51. Let’s make like fabric softer and snuggle.
52. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
53. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
54. You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
55. You’re last name should be Campbells, cus your mmmm… GOOD.
56. Lets play Pearl Harbor, I lay down and you blow me to heaven ..
57. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
58. Do you want to see something swell?
59. Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
6O. Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
61. If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
62. If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
63. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
64. How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
65. If I was peter pan you'd be my happy thought!
66. My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
67. The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
68. You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
69. I'm sorry, but you owe me a drink because I dropped mine when I looked at you.