Preview Pictures for Pokemon DP Episode 26-27

Product: Cheering Squad consisting of one (1) Ash and one (1) Brock
Brand: Professor Oak Inc.
Price: Some Hikari+No Shinji+New Rival+Weird clothes+strange hair=95 English pounds
Availability: One (1) only
Rival brand: Shinji Corp.
Another rival brand: Chimchar LLC. part of Shinji Corp.

Why this product is better:
Does anyone actually think that Shinji is cooler than the Prof, the Pokemon poem reader? If so, you should really get those Hikari starter guides, where Hikari(Dawn) talks about how great an Oak tree is to global warming.
Short summary:
Commercial is approximately 30 seconds, valued at 300 thousand American dollars on the Cable News Network during Larry King Live. The voice in the commercial belongs to Ash.
Commercial pictures:

Pachirisu comes out and does the move, spark. "Pachirisu..."

"...is a small rodent of 50 or more pounds..."

"...that as you can infer..." Hikari, with her Pokeball.
"...can only bite cheese and make trouble..." A spark ribbon.

"...Although it might seem sweet..."

"...and fantastic too..."

"...do..."

"...you..."

"...REALLY[emphasized voice] think..."

"...a white mouse..."

"...can really win a contest?"

"...So, yes! You need..."

"...the cheering squad! Buy one now at your local grocery store!" [How is that possible?]

"...Don't feel that the price is too expensive!"

"For this person endorses our product..."[Who is he, anyways?]

"Side effects include: your own abasement[from these "twerps"]

"...bad temper..."

"...psychological problems..."

"...and more...A warning..."
"...from this doctor[referring to this green outfitted person on the screen]..."

"Yes, and nightmares with..."

"...penguins..."

"...Penguins..."

"...PEnguins..."

"...PENguins..."

"...And..."

"

Piplup

" [end of commercial]