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»-(¯`v´¯)-»(L)i lôV [boys name] ¥Ë§ Ï Dô, Hϧ 4 mË & ÑôT 4 Ü if û tr¥ & tÅkÉ m¥ plÅcÉ, fÜk Öff l3itch il smÅsh Ür fÅÇÉ(l)»-(¯`v´¯)-»

 

GET |N THERE ;)

~¤«B.E.A.U.T.Y»¤~

 

(l) £øvê Bûg (l)

(k) ~¤ï §êê ü Bâb¥! §hâkïñ ±hâ± â§§¤~ (k)

 

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(L) ~¤§êx¥ §pë®m¤~ (l)

 

(*)(*)§±â® 69(*)(*)

 

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(L)°*¤Bï±ê Më¤*°(l)

(r)*»--»¤PêåÇh¥ Kêêñ¤»--»*(r)

 

(k)¿?¤Wå±_Ðô_ü_±hïñK_ü®_bôyF®ïêñÐ_ï§_Ðôïñ_ñôW¤¿?(Hê§ Wï±h Mê)(k)

 

(L) ~.·¤å b룣 åïñ't å b룣 t ü rïñg ït, å söñg åïñ't å söñg t ü sïñg ït. thë £öve ïñ ür hëärt wåsñ't püt thërë tö stäÿ, ¢öz £övë åïñ't £öve t ü gïvë ït åwåÿ¤.·~ (L)

(L) ·.°¤£övë mëäñs ñëvå håvïñg ±ö såÿ ür sörrÿ¤°.· (L)

 

(*)· *·.·:·.·*¤f®ôm åñg꣧ wïñg§ ±ô f壣ïng §±å®§, Gôd måkê§ êvê®y±hïñg bü± üñb®êåkab£ê hêå®±§¤*·.·:·.·*(*)

 

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¿?*°£ê± ¥ôü® måñ f®êê, ïf he dôê§ñ± cômê båck. ü'££ kñôw hê§ wï±h mê!°*¿?

 

!!åñ åpP£ê å Ðåý KêËp hê Ðø©±°® åwå¥ ßû îf hê Ðø©±°® ©uê ©®êW hê f®ûît!!

 

´¨`·..«(L)£ôvê ï§ wa§±ed if nô± ±o£d,I £ôvê ¥ôü ±here ï± wa§ ±ô£d(L)«.·´¨`

(A)Whêñ wê mê±..±hê åñg꣧ whï§pê®êd...Pê®fêc±!!(A)

(K)*«M¥ Bô¥f®ïêñd Kï§§ê§ Müch Bê±±ê® Thêñ ¥ôü®§»*(K)

 

»º«ü wåñ± i± bü± ü åiñ± göññå gè± i±»º«

 

¤°»(K)§hût ûP ÅñÐ Kï§§ Mê!(K)«¤°

 

Ñöbödy ëVa MªÐë Më Fëë£ THî§ Wª¥...ú (K) M¥ £îþ§ ñ îT TªKë§ M¥ ß®ëªTH ªWª¥

!!!!!*^*£ifes too §hort to date ugly guy§...ßut I*ve made the mistake b4*^*!!!!!

(*)¤§tarlite ¤ §tarbrite ¤ where the heck is Mr. Rite??????¤(*)

 

~*~(f)(l)§Wèê± (k) £ì£(k) åñgë£ (l)(f)~*~

(L)(K)Ur HuGz N KiSsEz R LiKe ThE StArZ U LiTe Up mY LiFe wHeN tHiNgZ gEt DaRk (L)(K)

¤«°»¤Ê×Þîê®ëñ¢èÐ(U)[]D£å¥ètt꤫°»¤

 

°³ª¡!ª²lü¢ký før mý lîps ñøt ønly mümßlë, î ¢äñ §pîll kî§§ë§ lîkë ä føüñtäîñ²ª!¡ª°³

:::°º°Ðöñt §êñd Å Gúÿ Tô Ðó Ã Gìrls Jôb°º°:::

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¤«°Fëê£îñ Hô± Hô± Hô±°»¤

 

ï £övë rö©k ñ röll §ö þü± Äñö±ër Ðïmë ïñ ±hä jükë-ßöx ßäßÿ!

»--»GõõФÑîght kî§§«--«

«Ïf he wë®é å ßéâ®, Ï wôû£d ß hï§ hüñéÿ»

 

(6)¢ü±ë ä§ h룣 hö± ä§ hëävëñ(A)«

 

:×+(8)Må*L(L)v£*ÐðÑ'T*¢ð$±*Å*ThÎñG(8)+×:

*·¨:»GiV Me A HuG«:¨·* ({)

XoXo*ø¤º°`°º¤ø,*(R)(A)ßEåÜtiFÜL_AnGÈL(A)(R)XoXo*ø¤º°`°º¤ø,*

 

LiKe WhUt u SeE?¿? Call 1-800-YOU WISH

°¤°A KiSs BlOwN Is A KisS WaStEd~A ReAl KiNdA KiSs Is OnE ThAt Is TaStEd°¤°

Gûÿ§ årê lïkë låvã låmþ§, thêÿ´rê h¤t ßüt ñøt thåt ßrîght

Döñ´t håtê më ¢åû§ë î´m ßêåütîfül..håtê më ¢åü§ê ÿõûr ßõÿfrîëñð thîñk§ §ø to

º §wÊëT å§ ÇäñÐÿ~HøTT â§ Fï®é~íM Ðè§ç®ïßíÑg ThÊ ßô¥ ThâT ï àÐmí®ê º

I ®an up the döör ¢losed the $täirs sàid mÿ pj*s ñ püt øn mÿ präÿe®§ tûrñëd õff thë bèd ñ høpped întö lïght Åll cuz u (k)kissed më goodïtë

 

^°Güݧ ® g®êä±! Èvë|2¥ gÛ®£ §HòõÐ òWñ õñë!°^

 

»»¤»(U)(K)(U)îf ¥õû £óvê §ôméôñë, £ê± ±(-)ém gÕ...îf ±(-)êý ©õmé ßãk....û ñô ±{-}êí® ú®z(U)(K)(U)«¤««

 

¤¢£õThê$ ÂñÐ MÅkëüp ßõÿs & £ì매

««««« ~¤~(L)~(K)~§wÈëT Lïl Mï§§ §ëXy ThãNg!~(K)~(L)~¤~

 

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!~(L)~ ¤§wêÊ!ºñº§ôû®¤~(L)~!

~¤(L)~Lïl Mïss Pêrfê¢tìôn!~(L)¤~

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¯``°'"`·._.·´¯¤Î £Ïkë Ðëm ßøÝ§¤¯`·._.·´"'°´´¯

 

~¤~(L)~(K)~§wÈëT Lïl Mï§§ §ëXy ThãNg!~(K)~(L)~¤~

¤~(*)~Wät¢h Më Ðröp Ðröp §häkë Ït För Thä Fëlläz Whö Knöw!!~(*)~¤

 

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~(L)~¤§êxy Bôy Yêr §ô Fly..Ï Mïght Juss Gïvê Yôu Å Try!!¤~(L)~

~(K)~¤Cãndêê Tãstês Gôôd But Mãh Kìssês Årê Bêttãh!!!¤~(K)

~¤(L)~Lïl Mïss Pêrfê¢tìôn!~(L)¤~

~(*)~Ðô Yã Lïkê Ït Whên Ï §hãkê Ït Fôr Yã Ðãddy Môvê Ït Åll Årôund? Lêt Yã Gêt Å Pêêk B4 Ït Tôuchês Thã Grôund!~(*)~ !!!!!*^*£ifes too §hort to date ugly guy§...ßut I*ve made the mistake b4*^*!!!!!

(*)¤§tarlite ¤ §tarbrite ¤ where the heck is Mr. Rite??????¤(*)

(*)(K)°§t®üt Thåt stRût, WáLk thàT wÂLk, p0þ Thãt $hït, TâLk tHãT täLk°(K)(*)

~*~(f)(l)§Wèê± (k) £ì£(k) åñgë£ (l)(f)~*~

(L)(K)Ur HuGz N KiSsEz R LiKe ThE StArZ U LiTe Up mY LiFe wHeN tHiNgZ gEt DaRk (L)(K)

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(U) They do not love that do not show their love! (U)

 

If you reason about love you will lose your reason (U)

 

It’s better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all J

 

Somewhere ther’s someone who dreams of your smile…. J

 

Where love is concerned, even too much is not enough! (U)

 

To love a person is to learn the song that is in their heart…(L)

 

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~(L)~¤§êxy Bôy Yêr §ô Fly..Ï Mïght Juss Gïvê Yôu Å Try!!¤~(L)~

~(K)~¤Cãndêê Tãstês Gôôd But Mãh Kìssês Årê Bêttãh!!!¤~(K)

~¤(L)~Lïl Mïss Pêrfê¢tìôn!~(L)¤~

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LôVë PôTîÖñ

 

¤JëËz..TöDäY wÜz Ä tÖtÄl WäStË öF mÄkË-üÞ!¤

 

!!!!!*^*£ifes too §hort to date ugly guy§...ßut I*ve made the mistake b4*^*!!!!!

(*)¤§tarlite ¤ §tarbrite ¤ where the heck is Mr. Rite??????¤(*)

(*)(K)°§t®üt Thåt stRût, WáLk thàT wÂLk, p0þ Thãt $hït, TâLk tHãT täLk°(K)(*)

~*~(f)(l)§Wèê± (k) £ì£(k) åñgë£ (l)(f)~*~

(L)(K)Ur HuGz N KiSsEz R LiKe ThE StArZ U LiTe Up mY LiFe wHeN tHiNgZ gEt DaRk (L)(K)

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°³ª¡!ª²lü¢ký før mý lîps ñøt ønly mümßlë, î ¢äñ §pîll kî§§ë§ lîkë ä føüñtäîñ²ª!¡ª°³

:::°º°Ðöñt §êñd Å Gúÿ Tô Ðó Ã Gìrls Jôb°º°:::

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¤«°Fëê£îñ Hô± Hô± Hô±°»¤

 

)~°¤§uñ Kï§§ëФ°~

 

~¤(L)~Lïl Mïss Pêrfë¢tìôn!~(L)¤~

 

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«Ïf he wë®é å ßéâ®, Ï wôû£d ß hï§ hüñéÿ»

 

(6)¢ü±ë ä§ h룣 hö± ä§ hëävëñ(A)«

 

XoXo*ø¤º°`°º¤ø,*(R)(A)ßEåÜtiFÜL_AnGÈL(A)(R)XoXo*ø¤º°`°º¤ø,*

LiKe WhUt u SeE?¿? Call 1-800-YOU WISH

°¤°A KiSs BlOwN Is A KisS WaStEd~A ReAl KiNdA KiSs Is OnE ThAt Is TaStEd°¤°

Gûÿ§ årê lïkë låvã låmþ§, thêÿ´rê h¤t ßüt ñøt thåt ßrîght

 

:×+(8)Må*L(L)v£*ÐðÑ'T*¢ð$±*Å*ThÎñG(8)+×:

*·¨:»GiV Me A HuG«:¨·* ({)

 

Döñ´t håtê më ¢åû§ë î´m ßêåütîfül..håtê më ¢åü§ê ÿõûr ßõÿfrîëñð thîñk§ §ø to

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I ®an up the döör ¢losed the $täirs sàid mÿ pj*s ñ püt øn mÿ präÿe®§ tûrñëd õff thë bèd ñ høpped întö lïght Åll cuz u (k)kissed më goodïtë

 

^°Güݧ ® g®êä±! Èvë|2¥ gÛ®£ §HòõÐ òWñ õñë!°^

 

»»¤»(U)(K)(U)îf ¥õû £óvê §ôméôñë, £ê± ±(-)ém gÕ...îf ±(-)êý ©õmé ßãk....û ñô ±{-}êí® ú®z(U)(K)(U)«¤««

 

¤¢£õThê$ ÂñÐ MÅkëüp ßõÿs & £ì매

««««« ~¤~(L)~(K)~§wÈëT Lïl Mï§§ §ëXy ThãNg!~(K)~(L)~¤~

 

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!~(L)~ ¤§wêÊ!ºñº§ôû®¤~(L)~!

~¤(L)~Lïl Mïss Pêrfê¢tìôn!~(L)¤~

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~¤~(L)~(K)~§wÈëT Lïl Mï§§ §ëXy ThãNg!~(K)~(L)~¤~

¤~(*)~Wät¢h Më Ðröp Ðröp §häkë Ït För Thä Fëlläz Whö Knöw!!~(*)~¤

 

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~(L)~¤§êxy Bôy Yêr §ô Fly..Ï Mïght Juss Gïvê Yôu Å Try!!¤~(L)~

~(K)~¤Cãndêê Tãstês Gôôd But Mãh Kìssês Årê Bêttãh!!!¤~(K)

~¤(L)~Lïl Mïss Pêrfê¢tìôn!~(L)¤~

~(*)~Ðô Yã Lïkê Ït Whên Ï §hãkê Ït Fôr Yã Ðãddy Môvê Ït Åll Årôund? Lêt Yã Gêt Å Pêêk B4 Ït Tôuchês Thã Grôund!~(*)~

 

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.:ø¤º°`£Ïvê 2 RÏdê, RÏdê 2 £Ïvê'°º¤ø:.

(F) U+ME=(l)*LUV* (F)

 

(L){TELL |T 2 MY H£ART}(L)

 

(L)*¤Hôw dô ï ±e££ ü ±hã± ï £ôvê ü wïthôü± ±e££ïn ü ±hã± ï £ôvê ü?*¤(L)

(K).·°*¤»ï wã§ñ'± kï§§ïñ hïm...ï wã§ ±ë££ïñ hï§ £ïp§ ã §ëc®ë±¤*°·.(K)

(R)¤ø»°§wêê± £ï£ pwïñ¢ë§§°«¤ø(R)

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~*~Ý dÓ wé (L) hÊ ðÑè§ Whö ÏgñÕ®Ê û§ ÀñÐ ÏgñÒ®ë hÊ òÑë WhÓ (L) Ú?¿?~*~

(L).·°*¤»§wéèt Êsséñç껤*°·. (L)

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»*« (U)í ®eÅlly ±hôÛgh± ±ha± ôür lüv wa§ meÅñ± to be, í gÛe§§ ñôt cÅü§e yôü'®e ñô± ín lüv wí± me(U) »*«

 

(K).·°*¤»Hô± güÿ, Hô± gür£=Hô± ±ïmê ïñ bêd!»¤*°·.(K)

 

(*)¸¸.·´¨`°*¤wåñ± mô®ê?? ï w gïvê ü mï ñümbê® ï±s 1-800 kï§§ mï å®§ê côz ü® ñôt gê±±ïñg mï ñümbê®...¤*°´¨`·.¸(*)

 

(*)¤¨¨¤:»I £õvë ýoü, Bü± ï Jü§± Dõñ± Knõw Hõw ±õ ±ë££ Yõü!¤¨¨¤:»(*)

¤*°·.Bõÿ§ £Ïê, Bõÿ§ Chêã, hê wõ®£Ð wõu£Ð bê bêê® wÏhõu hêm!¤*°·.

 

(K)¸¸.·´¨`¤ï'm ñô± å ±êå§ê,ïm ju§± å ®êmïñdê® ôf whå± ü cåñ'± håvꤴ¨`·.¸(K)

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(L) ±hè¥ §ª¥ ±®µè £Ùv HïÐë§ ßèHìñÐ Ëvꮥ ©º®Ñè®.....Ï Mµ§± ßè Wä£kìñG íñ Çí®¢£ë§ (U)

(L) £µV Χ £ïKê §ªñÐ ....Îf ¥â Hð£Ð Öñ ±Õ ±ìGh±...ï± MígH± §£îP äw㥠(U)

§hðµ£Ð Î £Övê WhØ ì WàÑñâ £ðVê Ô® £ÓvË wHð MÝ f®íêÑÐ §á¥§ ±º £ºvë?

 

(L)*¤Hôw dô ï ±e££ ü ±hã± ï £ôvê ü wïthôü± ±e££ïn ü ±hã± ï £ôvê ü?*¤(L)

(K).·°*¤»ï wã§ñ'± kï§§ïñ hïm...ï wã§ ±ë££ïñ hï§ £ïp§ ã §ëc®ë±¤*°·(K)

 

»*« (U)í ®eÅlly ±hôÛgh± ±ha± ôür lüv wa§ meÅñ± to be, í gÛe§§ ñôt cÅü§e yôü'®e ñô± ín lüv wí± me(U) »*«

whàt ï§ løvê ànd whàt døê§ ït dêfïnê whø'§ tø §ày ànd whø§ tø dràw thê lïnê ànd wïthïn thï§ wørld ànd àll ït§ fú§§ whø'§ tø §ày ïf ït'§ løvê ør à §ïmplê cru§h?

ïf ï Câñ'± Hâvê û i w Jû§§ Bê §ïñg£ê 4 ±hê ®ê§± øf M¥ £ïfê

(L)¤¨¨¤£ïfê ϧ Jû§t Šߣâ§t Whêñ ¥ôû® WïtH Pêóp£é ¥ôü £ôv褨¨¤(L)

:$ .·´¸.·´¨¤§tûpïÐ ÇúpïÐ...§tôp Pï©kïñ' Õñ Mê.·´¸.·´¨¤:$:P

 

gü¥z ® p£ä¥ê®z..±hä±§ ä fäDZ...døñ'± f䣣 ïñ £üv..jü§ p£a¥ êm' baÇ

(K)¸.·´¸.·´¨¤wä±'§ ¥øü® fäv ñümbä? mïñê'§ 69¤¸.·´¸.·´¨(K)

(f)¤¨¨¤Güýz ® £ïkë ®õ§ë§ ü gõ±±a wa±ch õü± 4 ±hë p®ïck§¤¨¨¤(f)

 

¤¯`-¯`¤»(L)ÑuhïÑ £ïkë bø¥§(L)«¤¯`-¯`¤

Iñ £øVê

¤¯`-¯`¤»£ëÄvË Më ßrËä±h£ë§s«¤¯`-¯`¤

 

(¯`·._.·[Ï wÁñѪ û§ê ú®ë ThígH$ åS ÊåRmùf§]·._.·´¯)

*·~-.¸-(_ǰÑ$ê®vê WåTêR, §høwë® WïTh MÊ_)-,.-~*

(R)¤¨¨¤2hø±2hø£d2müÇh2hãñd£ê¤¨¨¤(R)

(K).·*×»Pø®ñ Gü®£.·*×»(K)

(k)¤¨¨¤§wëë± §ïx±ëëñ¤¨¨¤(k)

 

(k)¤¨¨¤i'm ã §êx ãddïDZ¤¨¨¤(k)

(K).·*×»±ïght Hïp Hüggê®s(£øw fø® sü®ê), Shãkê 㠣ﱱ£ê Süm±hïñ(øñ ±hê f£øø®.·*×»(K)

 

(L)~¤I (L)'§ Hô± Guÿ§¤~(L)

 

(6);) Sex is like pringles...once you pop you just cant stop ;)(6)

;):P ThE bEsT wAy To GeT oVa A gUy iS tO gEt UnDa AnOtHa OnE :P;)

(6)(L)(R) 3 wOrDs To RuIn A gUyS eGo...iS iT iN?!??!? (R)(L)(6)

(6) Sex is like snow...you never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will stay! (6)

:P GoD mAdE mE sMaLL sO i CuD fIt pErFeCtLy In Ur ArMs :P

(L):> Can I borrow your inhaler....he just took my breath away :>(L)

:S(R) Boys Are Like Rocks...They Never Make Themselves Clear (R):S

(L) Im loved by some and hated by plenty, envied by most yet wanted by plenty (L)

(K)(U) one day you love me then you dont but when you do i know i wont (U)(K)

~;)(L)(R) ¤* cLoSe YoUr EyEs WhiLe KiSsInG...ItS rUdE tO sTaRe!! *¤ (R)(L);)~

~;)~ what begins with f and ends in u-c-k? FiRe TrUcK ~;)~

:P which part of pop-eye never gets rusted? the part he puts in olive oil :P

:> should i smile cuz ur my friend? :> --- :( or be sad cuz thats all we'll eva be? :(

~*~ GuYs ArE LiKe RoSeS...wAtCh OuT fOr ThE pRiCkS ~*~

;) Virgins are great, sluts are bad, come with me and ill drive you mad ;)

;)(L) iF a GuY TeLLs YoU tO sUcK iT sAy No I cHoKe On sMaLL tHiNgS (L);)

:P BoYs SaY iTs GrEaT bOyS sAy ItS fInE...9 mOnThS LaTeR tHeY sAy It AiNt mInE :P

(R)(¨`v´¨)Cañdy'§ §wêêt & §ø i§ piê, but ño 1 i§ å§ §wêêt å§ I(¨`v´¨)(R)

~;)(L)(R)*¤Hôw dô ï te££ ü thãt ï £ôvê ü wïthôüt tellïn ü thãt ï £ôvê ü?*¤(R)(L);)~

(6)(L) Im LoSt, CoNfUsEd, DoNt KnOw WoT tO dO bUt aLL i No Is ThT i LuV u (L)(6)

*(K)* i may be sexy i may be sweet but without ? im incomplete *(K)*

;)(H) bAbY iM hOtTeR tHaN a DoG oN hEaT!!! (H);)

(L) Just wen i think its as gd as it gets *U* make it better (L)

:>Should i smile, cuz ur my friend.....or be sad cuz thts all we'll ever be:'(    

(K)OnE dAy YoU LoVe Me ThEn YoU dOnT aNd WhEn YoU dO i KnOw i WoNt(K)

;) ur like a traffic ticket uve got F-I-N-E writtin all over u ;)

;):PGod made the wind blow, god made the sun shine, but how the hell did he make you so fine!?:P;)

Two Words Guys Hate... Don't & Stop Unless you Put Em Together;)       

;) SeXy LeGs ;)

(L)(K)(L) Loving *U* is like breathing...how can i stop?! (L)(K)(L)    

;) LoOk OuT fOr YoUr'E #1 bUt DoNt StEp InTo # 2 On ThE wAy ;)   

(K)·´`·.¸.»Ï wöñ hïm fäï® äñd §qüä®ë, Hë ïz mïñë & ï döñt §hä®ë!·´`·.¸.»(K) :P

¤(6)¤~Dðñ't §trè§§ Mê, Ù Çàñ't Ìmprê§§ Më(k)

(L)¤§TARING woñ't makê u like mê!DUH!¤(L)

¤*°·.Bõÿ§ £Ïê, Bõÿ§ Chêã†, †hê wõ®£Ð wõu£Ð bê bê††ê® wφhõu† †hêm!¤*°·.

*.:.Døn't flåttêr ursê£f....I was £øøkin at ur friênd.:.* :P

(K)*.¸¸.·´¨`»flirting i§n't ã §in it§ ã høbby*.¸¸.·´¨`»(K)

(k)·´¸.·´¨¤ï §êê ü Bâb¥! §hâkïñ that â§§·´¸.·´¨¤(k)


(K)«´`»Døn't £ikê my åttitudê?¿ C壣 1800-KI§§-MY-A§§«´`»(K)

 

(K)´¯`°¤.¸.¤if u gøt it, flåuñt it!´¯`°¤.¸.¤(K)

 

(*).·´¸.·´¨¤i wå§ñ't (K)ñ him, i wå§ têlliñ hi§ lip§ å §êcrêt.·´¸.·´¨¤(*);)

»0«Thêrê r m0rê fi§h in då §êå but wåtch 0ut 4 då §hårk§»0« :P


(K)-»¦«-êvêry hottiê with å body, ñêêd§ å cutiê with å bootiê-»¦«-(K)

(6)(L);) You never lose by loving....You lose by holding back  ;)(L)(6)

(U) Love is only feeling after all... (U)

BoYs R LiKe ClEaNeX - StRoNg, SoFt AnD dIsPoSaBlE!!! :P

(L) If You Luv Me... Let Me Know... If You Don't... Then Let Me Go... (L)

Dont kiss at the door dont kiss at the gate cuz love is blind but the neighbours aint!

(L) being away from him just makes me love her/him more (L)

(A):P Dont flatter yourself...i was looking at your friend! :P(A)

(L)If U Want Me To Fall 4 U... U Gotta Give Me Sumthin Worth Trippin Ova(L)

Roses are red Violets are blue, Are you happy with me coz I know Im happy with you

*Once Upon a Time* *Something Happened To me* *It was the Sweetest Thing* *That ever could be* *It was a Fantasy* *A dream Come True* *It was the Day i Met You*

Know everyone you love but dont love everyone you know

- My new year resolution is that i must not chase the boys! -

*This is how much i love you*This is how much i care*This is how far i would go*I go where other girls wudnt dare*

The Red Cross has certified me as a fully trained love machine ;)

(L)its not a question of what do boys go for in girls...its more what girls go through for their boys(L)

*(U)*I got me myself and i, thats what i found out in the end*(U)*

(8)(L)There’s no escape I can’t hide I need a hit baby give me it you’re dangerous I’m lovin’ it!(L)(8)

I luved this guy n he was kool but i lost my chance with him so i moved on and found you and i aint gona make tht mistake again!

(6)(R)(K):P NiCe JeAnS! cAn I tEsT yOuR zIpPeR?!?? :P(K)(R)(6)

:) sMiLe If YoU sWaLLoW! :)

;)(L)(R) WhAt MaTtErs Is NoT tHe LeNgTh O tHa WaNd BuT tHe MaGiC iN ThE sTiCk (R)(L);)

;)I'm Sexy, I'm cute, I'm popular to boot great hair the boyz all love to stare.;)

Remember my name, remember my face, coz there ain't no other hunni that can take my place

You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree, but the best way too fall is in love with me

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? 

If you hate me, I luv you to! It ain't my fault I'm cuter then you!

(U) If ur heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily? (U)

I LuV wHeN u LoOk At Me, CuZ i KnOw fOr a sEcOnD i cRoSsEd uR MiNd

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas :P

My dress would look great on ur bedroom floor!! ;)

First a fire, then flame...I'm a girl no guy can tame!

(R);) screw skittles come taste my rainbow ;)(R)

(%)(L)If love was a law i would be in prison for the rest of my life(L)(%)

£ifê is £ikê a dick, whên it gêts hard, F*CK it!!:P

¤¨¨¤Two words guys hate "DONT" and"STOP" unless u put em 2getha!¤¨¨¤:P

:P A.D.I.D.A.S~ A££ Dåy I drêåm åbôut sêx :P

(L)¤¨¨¤Følløw yøur heart, but take yøur brain with u¤¨¨¤(L)

(L)¤u £øvêd mê, u brøkê my hêårt, nøw £eåvê mê 壸nê ør i'££ têår u åpårt!¤

(L)*¤*.¸¸.·´¤ëVër¥±îmË whËn wë §a¥ goøÐßýë tëâr Ðrøp§ f m¥ ë¥ë§, i wî§h î ÐîÐñ't nëëÐ ü §ø ßüt ßaßýߨ¥ ü'r îrrë§î±âߣè¤`·.¸¸.(L)

(K)¤.¸.¤°´¯Ur ki§§e§ r £ikê chøcø£åtê..thêy mê£t iñ my møuth¤.¸.¤°´¯(K)

(L)¤If it wêrê §uppo§êd 2 fêêl good thêy wouldñ't call it å cru§h¤(U)

(F)u cañ fall from the §ky*u cåñ fåll from å trêê*But thê bê§t wåy 2 fåll*I§ iñ (L) with mê(F)

(L)¸¸.·*´¯`v´¯`*·.¸¸831-8 lêttêrs, 3 words, 1 mêåning, I løve yøu¸¸.·*´¯`v´¯`*·.¸¸(L)

(L)Î wròté ür Ñãmé íñ Thé §áñÐ & Ðá Õçéâñ wä§héd Ït äwäý, Î Wrôtè ÙR ñàmê ïñ Mý hèàrt & 4évå ít wíLL §täý(L)

«…:¤¨¨¤I rêa££y £ikêd him, & I thought hê £ikêd me..but i was wrong:(¤¨¨¤:…»

(U)(¯`·._.·í (L) hím §o mùch thåt ít§ påínfu£(¯`·._.·(U)

¤it hurt§ whêñ 1 dåy §um1 §åy§ thêy likê u but thê ñêxt,thêy'rê ñøt §urê¤(U)

 ({).·´¨¤i (L) it whêñ û hûg mê, & whêñ û ki§§ mê...êvêñ bêttêr bø¥.·´¨¤({)

Ý dÓ wé (L) thÊ ðÑè§ Whö ÏgñÕ®Ê û§ ÀñÐ ÏgñÒ®ë thÊ òÑëš WhÓ (L) ÚŠ?¿?

(L)»?¿Dø u bê£ievê în (L) åt fir§t §ight...ør §høu£d î wå£k på§t ågåin?¿«(L)

(L)¤Nêvêr frowñ coz u ñêvêr kno who'§ fålliñg in lovê with ur §milê¤(L) :)

(L)¸¸.·*´¯`v´¯`*·.¸¸lövë ï§ lïkë thë wïñd, ÿöü ©äñ fëël ït, ßüt ÿöü ©äñ't §ëë ït¸¸.·*´¯`v´¯`*·.¸¸(F)

(U) §hould I §milê cuz ur my friênd, or cry cuz thats åll u'll êvêr bê??:(

(L)(¨`v´¨)IF I COULD REARRANGE THE ALPHABET ID PUT "U" & "I" 2GETHA(¨`v´¨)(L)

(L)-I ñêvêr mêåñt tø hurt u- -but- -ur prêtty whêñ u cry- -I ñêvêr rêally løvêd u- -but- -I'm prêtty whêñ I liê-(U)

(K)(¨`v´¨)I wåsñ't Ki§§ing him, I was ju§t têlling his lips å §êcrêt!(¨`v´¨)(K)

(L)(¨`v´¨)Løviñg *U* is likê brêåthiñg...how cåñ i stop(¨`v´¨)(L)

(¨`v´¨)Doñ't cry b'coz it's ovêr, §milê b'coz it happêñêd(¨`v´¨):)

(F)(¨`v´¨)cømê wut måy I wi££ (L) u ti££ my dyiñg dåy(¨`v´¨)(F)

(L)(R)Løvê I§ Whêñ u Doñ't Wåñt Tø Go Tø §lêêp cøz Rêålity I§ Bêttêr Thåñ åñy Drêåm(R)(L)

(K)¤Guy§ r Plåyêr§... thåt§ å fåct...Doñt fåll in (L)...ju§t play 'êm back!!¤(K)

(L)Thë tëä®§ §hëd övë® hëä®tß®ëäk§ ® wö®d§ lëft üñ§äïd & dëëd§ lëft üñdöñë(U) :(

Ï ©öüld löök ïñtö hï§ ëÿë§ & ß 4 ëvä ëñ©häñtëd(L)

(L)Löök 4 ä güÿ whö wïll §täÿ äwäkë jü§t 2 wät©h ü §lëëp(S)(L)

(L)Ïf 2 pä§t lövë®§ ®ëmäïñ f®ïëñd§, thëÿ ® ëïthë® §tïll ïñ lövë ö® ñëvë® wë®ë(L)

(L)4 ü, ï wöüld §töp thë vë®ÿ ®ötätïöñ öf thë ëä®th, §ïmplÿ 2 këëp 1 mömëñt 4 ëvä(L)

(L)(*)ï'll lïvë üñdë® ü® *§ t ä ® §* 4 ëvä... fällïñg ïñtö thö§ë ßlüë ëÿë§(*)(L)

(L)ï'll ß §täñdïñg ät thë ëdgë öf thë ëä®th höpïñg thät §ömëdäÿ ü'll ©ömë ßä©k 2 më(U) :(

(L)nëvë® Höld Öñ ß©öz ü® 2 Äf®äïd 2 Lët Gö(L)

(L)1 däÿ ü® göïñg 2 ä§k më whö§ë lïfë ï§ mö®ë ïmpö®täñt, mïñë ö® ü®§, ï'll §äÿ mïñë & üll wälk äwäÿ...ñöt kñöwïñg thät ü ® mÿ lïfë(U) :(

(L)Lövë ï§ gïvïñg §üm1 thë äßïlïtÿ 2 dë§t®öÿ ü ßüt t®ü§tïñg thëm ñöt 2!(L)

(L)Ï'll ß §mïlïñg wëñ ï © ü, thë tëä®§ wïll ñëvä §höw, ï kñö ï'll älwäÿ§ lövë ü, & ÿët ü'll ñëvä kñö(U) :(

(L)ü ©äñt hü®t §ömëöñë üñlë§§ ü mëäñ §ömëthïñg 2 thëm(L)

(L)ü ätt®ä©t pëöplë ßÿ thë qüälïtïë§ ÿöü dï§pläÿ. ü këëp thëm ßÿ thë qüälïtïë§ ü pö§§ë§§(*)

(U)Ïf ü hävë thë ©öü®ägë tö lövë, ü hävë thë ©öü®ägë tö §üffë®(L)

(L)Ïf kï§§ïñg wä§ jü§t 2 pëöplë töü©hïñg lïp§,ït wöüldñ't töü©h öü® hëä®t§ & ßïñd öü® §öül§  thë wäÿ it does(K)

(K)Ï'd wälk hälf wäÿ ä®öüñd thë wö®ld 4 jü§t 1 kï§§ f®öm ü(L)

(L)Äñd ëvë® hä§ ït ßëëñ thät lövë kñöw§ ñöt ït§ öwñ dëpth üñtïl thë höü® öf §ëpä®ätïöñ(L)

(L)Fä® ïñ dï§täñ©ë, ßüt ñëä® ät hëä®t, ü'll älwäÿ§ ßë thë äñgël öf mÿ hëä®t(L) :)

(L)Lövë ï§ ®ä®ë, lïfë ï§ §t®äñgë-ñöthïñg lä§t§ & pëöplë ©häñgë(F)

(L)Löök ïñ mÿ ëÿë§...löök ïñ mÿ hëä®t...löök ïñ mÿ §öül...ït'§ äll tö®ñ äpä®t(U)

(L)Thë®ë wä§ ä tïmë ï'd dö äñÿthïñg 2 gët ü, ñöw ï'd dö äñÿthïñg 2 fö®gët ü(U)

(L)Ït'§ hä®d 2 gët övë® hïm whëñ ëvë®ÿthïñg ®ëmïñd§ ü öf hïm(U)

(L)Ðöñ't l.ë.ä.v.ë. whëñ ï pü§h ü äwäÿ, ït'§ tïmës lïkë thät whëñ ï ñ.ë.ë.d ü thë mö§t(U)

(L)Wh¥ Ïz ïT tHäT ëVëRÿThÏñG Ü §ä¥ MäKë§ Më ©®¥(U)

(U)Ïf ä ®ö§ë mëäñ§ lövë thëñ whÿ döë§ ït dïë?(F)

(L)ï ©äñ’t §häkë thë§ë fëëlïñg§ fö® ü, ï t®ÿ §ö dämñ hä®d, ßüt thëÿ wöñ’t gö äwäÿ(U)

(L)ï ©öüld hävë göttëñ övë® ü, ßüt thëñ ü wëñt äñd töld më ü lövëd më(U)

(L)ï döñ't wäñt äñÿöñë ël§ë 2 gët thë ©häñ©ë tö ®ëälïzë höw ämäzïñg ü ä®ë(L)

(*)(Name) And (Name) Were Born Ta Shine, While Da Rest Of Yaz Are Borderline! (*)

(Name) Is The Best, (Name) Is My Hunny All I Need Is Love, Dont Care Bout The Money 

(Name) You've Changed! You've Gone From Hott To HOTTER!

 2 Luvers 2 Be 2 Gether 4 Ever = 10der Love

A Girl And A Guy Can Be Just Friends, But At One Point Or Another They Will Fall For Each Other…Maybe Temporarily, Maybe At The Wrong Time, Maybe Too Late, Or Maybe Forever...


A Girls Gotta Do What A Girls Gotta Do But A Boys Gotta Do What A Girl Wants Him To Do...


A Good Girl Is Hard To Find A Bad Girl Is Hard To Resist


A Heart Is Not A Play Thing A Heart Is Not A Toy But If You Want It Broken…Just Give It To A Boy!


A Kiss Blown Is A Kiss Wasted Cause A Kiss Aint A Kiss Until It's Tasted
A Kiss Is Jusr A Kiss Til You Find The One You Love, A Hug Is Just A Hug Til It's The One Your Thinking Of A Dream Is Juat A Dream Til You Make It Come True, Love Is Just A Word Til it's Proven To You!


A Kiss On The Hand May Be Quite Contienental, But Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend


A Love That Is Denied Only Grows Stronger…


A Memory Lasts Forever Never Does It Die True Friends Stay Together And Never Say Goodbye!
A Million Words Would Not Bring You Back, I Know, Because I've Tried. Neither Would A Million Tears. I Know, Because I've Cried 


A Part Of You Has Grown In Me, Together Forever Shall We Be, Never Apart Maybe In Distance But Not In Heart!


A Peach Is A Peach, A Plum Is A Plum, A Kiss Isn't A Kiss Without Some Tongue! So open ur mouth and close ur eyes, giv ur tongue sum exercise!


A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes, A Person Who Doesn't Is A Fool Forever...


A Pretty Girl Can Kiss A Guy, A Bird Can Kiss A Butterfly, The Rising Sun Can Kiss The Grass, But You Hunnie Can Kiss My Ass!


A Smile Is A Curve That Can, Straighten Out ALot Of Things!


A Star Fell From The Sky, And I Knew I Cought It…Then When I Fell For You Where Were You To Catch Me? 

A Tear For A Tear, An Eye For An Eye, And You Know That My Heart Don't Cry....

A World Of Hapiness Could Not Replace What I Have Lost…

Abuse Me, Use Me…But Only With And For Hugs And Kisses!

After My Ex & I Broke Up, I Thought I Loved You But Its Sad Cause I Never Did And I Never Will

Always Wear Cute Pajamas Cause You Never Know Who You'll Meet In Ur Dreams

An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away...But If The Doctor's Cute Than Screw The Fruit!

And There You Are Holding Hands…And Im Lost, Trying To Understand


Angels Are Suppose To Be Good, If There So Good Why Did One Break My Heart?

Anyone Can Catch Your Eyes, But Ity Takes Someone Special To Catch Your Heart!

Are Those Astronaute Pants? Cause Your Ass Is Out Of This World!


Are You Free Tonight Or Is It Gonna Cost Me? 

At First You Didn’t Mean Much To Me But Now, Your All I Need!


At First You Dissed Me, Now You Want To Kiss Me…Haha You Missed Me!


At First I Cried Beacause I Didn't Have You…Why Do I Still Cry Now That I Do?

Baby I Know I've Made Mistakes But I Wanna Make It Right So Please Just Say You'll Forgive Me And Be With Me Tonight


Baby They Cant Play You Cause I'll Save You With My Super Powers, Boy Im Only Human But I'll Be Your Super Woman


Baby Will It Ever Be, You And Me? Well A Girl Can Dream, Cant She?

Bassically Don’t Stress Me…You Can't Impress Me…I Aint A Tease...I'm Just A Reminder Of What You Can't Please!

Boy Wrap Your Arms Around Me And Hold me Tight, In The Middle Of The Night, I'll Make You Feel Alright!

The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU

 

2 good 2 be 4 gotten

 

Ur hot as fire sharp as glass u break my heart ima kick yo ass!

 

Nice pants, can I test the zipper?

 

To the world you are just one person but to one person you may be the world

 

Is that a gun in ur pocket or are you just happy to see me?

 

Don't hate the player, hate the game

 

Love is when u don't want to go to sleep cuz reality is beta than a dream

 

Do you belive in love at first site, or should I walk by again?

 

I'm loved by some, hated by many, but wanted by many

 

*ToUcH Me* *TeAsE Me* *cOmE On BaBY * pLeAsE Me*

 

Can i borrow you library card because i'd like to check you out!

 

Kisses spread germs and germs are hated.....so kiss me baby!! I'm vacinated!

 

Call me anytime, I won't be home

 

I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?

 

Honk if you love (name), then drive your car into the nearest tree!

 

I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!

 

Love is blind. I know, because you don't see me

 

Guys are air for me, and without air I can't live

 

Aren't you tired? You're walking for hours in my head!

 

If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right

 

Stupid cupid... stop pickin on me!

 

Some girls/boys have 7 boys/girls for 7 days but I have one for always

 

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you!

 

Love is like war..:: Easy To Start.. Difficult To End..And.. Impossible To Forget..!!

 

Love Is More Than Just A Kiss

 

Be smart,be clever put me in your heart for ever

 

Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell

 

I Close My Eyes And Kiss Your Lips, Then I Go To Paradise

 

Love is a Feeling that Lasts Forever..

 

You can fall in the water, you can fall off a tree but the best way to fall is to fall in love with me

 

Roses are red diaments are plastic, I am great, you are fantastic!

 

Don't love me for fun, love me for a reason .. let the reason be love

 

You can win me ,you can lose me but try 2 never use me

 

Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions

 

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

 

Love is a slow poison

 

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in

 

Accountants are the best lovers. They can do it all night long and keep their balance!

 

True Love is like ghosts, Everyone talks about, But very few have seen


____________________________________________________


~*~ Boys! ~*~
   

Boys Are Bad, Throw Rocks At Them

Boys Are Great, Every Girl Should Own One

Boys Are Like Cars, They Press The Accelerator Too Soon!

Boys Are Like Nappies…Hard To Change And Full Of Shit!

Boys Are Like Pictures, They Are Interesting To Look At, Then They Get Boring!

Boys Are Like Taxi's When You Nedd Them, their Not There And When You Don't, Their Everywhere!

Boys Never Give Their Heart Away They Play Us Girls For Fools, They Wait Until We Give Our Hearts And then They Play It Cool!

Boys Are Like Kleenex…Soft, Strong And Disposable

Boys Say It's Great, Boys Say It's Fine 9 Months Later They Say It's Not Mine!

Boys Say Your Ugly, Boys Say Your Dirt, Boys Say All These Things And Expect Them Not To Hurt So Next Time You Say It Remember How We Feel, To You It May Be A Joke But To Us It's A Big Deal!

Boys...Everyone Needs One...Or Two...Or Maybe Three...Ok Ten!

A Guy Who Can Put Up With My Shit Deserves An Award

Anyone Can Give Up Smoking But It Takes A Real man To Face Cancer!

All Me  Men Are Alike...They Just Have Different Faces To Tell Them Apart

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            A Wise Men Once Said..."I Dont Know Go Ask A Women!"


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~*~ Funky Letters! ~*~
   

À Á Â Ã Ä Å â ã ä å ă ā ą

ß B |3 Ъ Ь 

Ç Ć Ĉ Ċ Č ć ĉ ċ č

Ď Đ ď đ

È É Ê Ë Ề Ể Ễ Ệ ế ề ể ễ ệ ẹ ẻ ẽ έ

Ғ F ғ ╒ ╕ 

Ĝ Ğ Ġ Ģ ĝ ğ ġ ģ

Ħ Ή ĥ ħ Ћ

І Ї ! ї і׀ أ آ 

Ĵ ĵ _[] IJ J

Ķ ķ к ќ Қ Ҝ қ

Ĺ Ļ Ľ Ŀ Ł łĺ ļ ľ ŀ ł

м ш M m 

Ń Ņ Ň Ŋ ń ņ ň ʼn ŋ

Ò Ó Õ Ö Ō Ŏ Ő ō ŏ ő ò ð ó ô õ

Þ Ρ р ۹ 

Q q

Ŕ Ŗ Ř ŕ ŗ ř

Ś Ŝ Ş Š ś ŝ ş š

Ţ Ť Ŧ ţ ť ŧ

Ũ Ū Ŭ Ů Ű Ų ũ ū ŭ ů ű ų

V v \/

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~*~ Others! ~*~
   

(*)»--»Ï ©äñ §ëë ©lëä®lÿ ñöw, thë ß®äïñ hä§ göñë»--»(*)

´¯`°¤.¸.¤Ï döñ't hävë äñ ëätïñg p®ößlëm, Ï ëät, Ï gët fät, NÖ PRÖßL£M´¯`°¤.¸.¤

(*)»--»Trü§t ïñ Göd, ßüt lö©k ü® ©är»--»(*)

´¯`°¤.¸.¤Ðöñ't thïñk öf ü®§ëlf ä§ äñ üglÿ pë®§öñ. Thïñk öf ü®§ëlf ä§ ä ßëäütïfül möñkëÿ!´¯`°¤.¸.¤

»--»Ï wöüld ñëvë® dö ©®ä©k...Ï wöüld ñëvë® dö ä d®üg ñämëd äftë® ä pä®t öf mÿ öwñ ä§§, ökäÿ?»--»

 ´¯`°¤.¸.¤§t®äñgë®§ hävë thë ßë§t ©äñdÿ´¯`°¤.¸.¤

Thë®ë ärwö®§ë thïñg§ ïñ lïfë thäñ dëäth. Hävë ü ëvë® §pëñt äñ ëvëñïñg wïth äñ ïñ§ü®äñ©ë §älë§män:P

´¯`°¤.¸.¤§üßü®ß§ r ä®ëä§ whë®ë thëÿ ©üt döwñ t®ëë§ äñd thëñ ñämë thë §t®ëët§ äftë® thëm´¯`°¤.¸.¤

Ämßïtïöñ ï§ ä pöö® ëx©ü§ë fö® ñöt hävïñg ëñöügh §ëñ§ë tö ßë £äzÿ. :P

Is there anyone here tonight by the name of Hugh G. Rection?

Höw ïmpö®täñt döë§ ä pë®§öñ hävë tö ßë ßëfö®ë thëÿ ä®ë ©öñ§ïdë®ëd ä§§ä§§ïñätëd ïñ§tëäd öf jü§t mü®dered

On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window

364 däÿ§ öf thë ÿëä®, pä®ëñt§ tëll thëï® kïd§ ñöt tö täkë ©äñdÿ f®öm §t®äñgë®§, ÿët öñ Hällöwëëñ, ït§ ëñ©öü®ägëd!ÿ ï§ thät?

My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend

Ïf ÿöü wë®ë üñdë® höü§ë ä®®ë§t äñd ÿöü lïvëd ïñ ä mößïlë hömë, wöüldñ’t ÿöü ßë äßlë tö gö äñÿwhë®ë u want¿

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place

Ïf möñëÿ döë§ñ't g®öw öñ t®ëë§ thëñ ÿ dö ßäñk§ hävë ß®äñ©hë§¿

I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers

Hävë ÿöü ëvë® ñötï©ëd thät ïf ÿöü ®ëä®®äñgëd thë lëttë®§ ïñ möthë® ïñ läw, thëÿ ©ömë öüt tö Wömäñ Hitle®! :P

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money

Äll Ï ä§k ï§ thë ©häñ©ë tö p®övë thät möñëÿ ©äñ't mäkë më häppÿ

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up

Ï'm ä phïlö§öphÿ mäjö®. Thät mëäñ§ Ï ©äñ thïñk dëëp thöüght§ äßöüt ßëïñg üñëmplöÿëd :P

When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always!

(*)Whÿ ï§ thë®ë ä töp lïñë öñ lïñëd päpë® ïf wë ñëvë® ü§ë ït?(*) hmm

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?¿

Ðöñ't gët ëx©ïtëd äßöüt ä täx ©üt. Ït'§ lïkë ä müggë® gïvïñg ÿöü ßä©k fä®ë fö® ä täxï

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy :P

Nöt öñlÿ ï§ thë®ë ñö Göd, ßüt t®ÿ gëttïñg ä plümßë® öñ wëëkëñd§ :P

How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars!!

(#)Ïñ thë ßëgïññïñg, thë®ë wä§ ñöthïñg, thën the Lö®d §äïd: 'LET THERE ßE LÏGHT' & thë®ë wä§ §tïll ñöthïñg ßüt ñöw ü ©öüld §ëë ït(#) :P

Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work nearly as well

¥ëä, Ï t®ïëd tö §ëë ït f®öm ü® pöïñt öf vëïw, ßüt Ï ©öüldñ't gët mÿ hëäd thät fä® üp mÿ ä§§!!

Don't steal, the government doesn't need any competition

Whät mättë®§ ï§ ñöt thë lëñgth öf thë wäñd, ßüt thë mägï© ïñ thë §tï©k

Who's idea of a sick joke was it to put an "s" in the word lisp?

Ït ï§ ñöt ëxä©tlÿ ©hëätïñg, Ï p®ëfë® tö ©öñ§ïdë® ït c®ëätïvë p®ößlëm §ölvïñg :P

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy

ßüÿ läñd. Thëÿ'vë §töppëd mäkïñg ït!

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender

Ï häd plëñtÿ öf pïmplë§ ä§ ä kïd. Öñë däÿ Ï fëll ä§lëëp ïñ thë lïß®ä®ÿ. Whëñ Ï wökë üp, ä ßlïñd mäñ wä§ ®ëädïñg mÿ fä©ë

(L)(¯`·._)I did mÿ homëwo®k! I ju§t fo®got to w®itë it dowñ(¯`·._)(F) :P

(F)¸¸.·´°¤£äugh änd thë wo®£d £äugh§ with u. C®y änd u c®y with u® gi®£f®iënd§¸¸.·´°¤ (F)

(¯`·._)(*)£äughtë® i§ ä t®änqui££i§ë® with no §idë ëffëct§(*)(¯`·._) :>

:P¿Why is thê å£phåbêt §ong & twink£ê twink£ê £itt£ê §tår thê §åmê tunê?:P

:P 0.o*Thê morê i lêarn thê lêss i undêrstand*o.0 :P

(*)¤¨¨¤Døn't følløw in my føøt§tep§, I run intø wall§¤¨¨¤(*)

(6)Do u håvê wåt it tåkê§ 2 bê å DårêDêvil? DårêDêvil §êêks u,u don't §êêk it!!(6)

*Sometimes I dream about being caried off by a big giant squirrel...does that make me a nut?*

(*)¤Trùe fríèñd§ r £ïkë §tår§, Sumtïmë§ Ù çäñt §éê thëm, bùt thè¥'re ãWÄ¥§ thèré¤(*)

:PBut Mårgê, whåt if wê chosê the wrong rêligion? êåch wêêk wê just måkê god måddêr ånd måddêr!!!:P

(6)(¯`·._.·If you're here, who'§ guarding hell?(¯`·._.· (6) :P

¤¨¨¤If u thiñk I'm å bitch, u §hould §êê my mum¤¨¨¤:P

¤ï ñeed ã frïeñd whø ï cåñ tå£k tø, whø woü£d cåre, å frïeñd whø ï§ depeñdåb£e, whø wü£d å£w奧 be the®e¤

·°*¤RêMêMbêr iT TåKêS 42 mUsClês 2 FrOwN BuT OnLy 4 tO B|*cH tHe mUdDå :P

(A)friênd§ r likê the quiêt ãngêl§ who lift our fêêt whên our wing§ forgêt how 2 fly(A)

100 Memories, 200 Jokes, 300 Great Times, 400 Secrets 1 Reason.. *BESTFRIENDS* 

2 Friends + 2 Gether = 4 Ever!

24 Hours In A Day... 24 Beers In A Case…Coincidence? I Think Not! 

A Day Without Light Is…Like…Well….Humm…Night!


A Dream Is A Wish Made When You Are Fast Asleep


A Fly Cant Bird...…But A Bird Can Fly.…Think About It!


A Friend Is One Who Knows Us But, Loves Us Anyway!


A Friend Is Someone That Sees You Cry…A True Friend Has A Soggy Shoulder From It


A Good Friend Will Bail You Out Of Jail But A Best Friend Will Be There With You Saying, "Damn That Was Fun!"

A Stranger Stabs You In The Front. A Boyfriend Stabs You In The Heart. A Friend Stabs You In The Back, But Best Friends Don't Carry Knives!

A Stupid Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste

A Wise Men Once Said..."I Dont Know Go Ask A Women!"

A Woman Still Remembers The First Kiss Long After The Man Has Forgotten The Last

Act Your Age, Not Your Shoe Size


Adam Said To God "God Can You Make Me A Partener" God Said It Will Cost You An Arm And A Leg, Adam Said, "What Can I Get For A Rib?"


All Good Girls And Boys Go To Heaven Thats Why I Wasn't Invited!


All Men Are Alike...They Just Have Different Faces To Tell Them Apart


All Of You Who Talk About Me, Thanxs For Making Me The Center Of Your World


All You Girls Think You're Tough...Well All Your Stuff Ain't That Rough. You Think You Know The Deal... But It's Me & My Girls Who Be Keepin It Real


Always Be Yourself And Say What You Feel, Cause Those Who Mind Don't Matter And Those Who Matter Don't Mind!


An Angel Is What I Was Meant To Be That’s Why Being Sweet Comes So Naturally! 


An Answer To That Nagging Question...I Let The Dogs Out!


An Error Isnt A Mistake Until You Refuse To Correct It!


An Open Mind Is Good So Is An Open Window, But We Keep A Screen Over It To Keep All Of The Bugs Out!


Anger Is Only One letter Short For Danger


A Guy Who Can Put Up With My Shit Deserves An Award


Anyone Can Give Up Smoking But It Takes A Real man To Face Cancer!


Artificial Inteligence Is No Match For Natural Stupidity!


As An Older and More Mature young Adult Your Just Is To…Make Fun Of Little Kids!


As I Said Before...I Never Repeat Myself!


As I Walk Down The Street All Guys Stare In My Direction, Of Course They Do Cause Im Pure Perfection!


B.I.T.C.H - Babe In Total Control of Herself


B.I.T.C.H - Beautiful, Intellidgent, Talented, Cute, Humorous!


Be Cool Go To School


Be More Concerned About Your Character Than Your Reputation Because Your Character Is Who You Are And Your Reputation Is What Others Think Of You!


Beauty Is Skin Deep, But Attitude Is To The Bone


Beer Is Good, Beer Is Great, When You Drunk It's Easy To Find A Mate 


Before You Criticise Someone, You Should Walk A Mile In Their Shoes, That Way, When You Criticise Them, You're A Mile Away And You Have Their Shoes!


Before You Decide To Live By The "Early Bird" Policy, Find Out Whether You're The Bird Or The Worm!


Being Cute Is One Thing, But Being Hot Is A Whole Different Thing!


Being Happy Doesn't Mean That Everything Is Perfect. It's Means That You've Decided To Look Beyond The Imperfections!


Big Girls Don’t Cry, They Get Even!


Bitch Is My Middle Name…Sorry Did I Steal Yours?


Bitches They Come And They Go...


Bitchs Like Me Live Like
Queens…And Sluts Like You Live On Your Knees!


Born To Shop... Forced To Go To School…


Born With No Soul, Lack Of Control, Cut Form The Mold Of The Anti-Social!

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;)smile it scares ppl :P

 

;)Armed n Dangerous :P

 

***i'm not gifted * i'm weird***

 

!*!Ur not da brightest crayon in da box now r ya?!*!

 

YoU cOnFuSe Me...

 

DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF

 

Mistakes are made, you pay for them.. then you do it again

 

K|$$ mY *ARSE* -----> (|)

 

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let them notice you, not you notice them

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Im BuSy, Ur UgLy, So Go AwAy N Av A nIcE dAy!

Cunny Funt

;):P ThE fAsTeSt WaY tO mAkE yOuR aNtI-FrEeZe Is To HiDe HeR nItE gOwN :P;)

:PWen I was a kid I used to pray evry nite 4 a new bike thn I realised tht da lord duznt work dat way, so I stole one n asked him 2 4giv me :P

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming :P

I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally

_-*-_-*-_ And in the end it's not the years in your life that count...it's the life in your years _-*-_-*-_

:P Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill :P

 Friends are like four leaf clovers... hard to find, but lucky to have

I wAnTeD 2 KiLL dA sExiEsT PeRsOn ALiVe ThEn I rELiZeD.... oHh Ya! SuCiCiDeZ a CriMe

I Am A Princess, I Live In The Clouds, If You Wanna Kick It With Me, You Better Bow Down, So Get On Your Knees, And Call Me Your Highness, Cuz Baby Believe Me I'm The World's Finest!

It takes 42 muscles to frown, But it only takes 3 muscles to turn around and slap the person

I believe in Angles the kind that heaven sends, I believe in angels but I call them my best friends!

*OMG U KILLED _______ how much do i owe u ? *

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If i throw this stick ... will u run away?

Good girls r bad girls who dont get caught

 


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