&theBiTCH

hi my name is kamee and i'm an alcoholic. (nojk.) i was born in galveston, tx on april 22 but i live in waco, tx. i'm german and used to be able to speak it fluently until i got so fucked up i can't remember how to speak normal english. (haha. joking.) i'm a bipolar bitch and i'll fuck yr head up. i have severe anxiety attacks. i'm a habitual liar. i've been to rehab and a mental institution and still claim my only addiction is to caffeine. i've done more things before the age of 17 than most do in their entire life. i've been kicked out of my home twice, kicked out of my brother's home, and now i'm living back at home. i'm completely obsessive and i'm hypoglycemic. i dropped all my friends so i could kick my drug habit. i have no religion. i have no beliefs. i'm just here. since being put on xanax & ambien, i'm a chilled back laid back mothafucka. i have a pitbull puppy named callie and a mothafucking pot bellied pig named ... bacon. i work at johnny carino's as a hostess. i have a toyota celica. i dropped out of high school. i have my ged and i plan on going to college this fall. i smoke cigarrettes, i drink, and i've recently stopped doing [most] drugs. i have my nose & belly button pierced and i have 4 holes in each ear and a cartlidge piercing. i am a natural blonde with blue eyes. i have nice curves. i weigh very little. i pierced my eyebrow by myself but it got infected. i've been in lots of fucking trouble with the law. i've lived on the streets. i have pretty much no family that recognizes me as a member. i was born on earth day. i love concerts. i have a boyfriend who i've been with for a year. we are moving in together in april. i'm not that interesting, but i've led an interesting life. i'm no fucking gothkid or emokid or scenekid either so fuck all you out there that are. in fact i'm much of nothing. but i'm the coolest bitch you'll ever meet.

&FRIENDSHIPS?

don't have a lot, don't mind keeping it that way.

&RELATiONSHIPS?

not good with them, but found me a nice one. in love, thanks.

&FAMILY

well there's a lot of 'em and they're from germany, but they don't like me too much.

&LIKES

not a lot. concerts. music. camel turkish royal. smirnoff ice. vodka. marijuana. various other bad habits. caffeine. animals.

&DISLIKES

a lot. most people. stinky people. people who suck.

&BANDS

Pantera, Hole, Alice in Chains, Nirvana, Sublime, Rancid, NOFX!!, Dead Kennedy's, Tsunami Bomb, The Distillers, The Clash, BABES IN TOYLAND, The Casualties, Less Than Jake, Genitorturers, ANTI FLAG, Jack off Jill, Switchblade Symphony, My Ruin, Snake River Conspiracy, Otep, Queen Adreena, Kidneythieves, Tapping the Vein, Scarling, Rasputina, Scheer, Drain STH, Slayer, theSTART, Sugarcoma, Lacuna Coil, Kittie, Soundgarden, Placebo, PINK FLOYD, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Pearl Jam, Stone Temple Pilots, Devotchkas, Dirty Barby, Huggy Bear, L7, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Sleater-Kinney, The Donnas, The Eyeliners, Pennywise, Guttermouth, The Ramones, The Sex Pistols, The Misfits, and some other shit that i can't think of

&THE NAME

Although your name of Kamee gives you a good appreciation of material values, business ability, and skill in organizing and managing others, your success is restricted by a lack of self-confidence and initiative. This name brings out a practical, materialistic quality, with a strong desire for a good standard of living in an environment where you are in contact with refined, successful people. You try to further your interests through pursuing the association of people with influence. Being well-groomed and well-dressed at all times is important to you as you always strive to make a good impression on others. Your interests are more focused on your social life and convivial living, with any pressing or difficult issues being put off as long as possible. Any weakness in the health would affect the fluid functions, and you could suffer through kidney trouble or female problems.

&TAURUS

April 21 - May 21

Taurus Symbol: Bull
Taurus Ruler: Venus
Taurus colours: Light blue, pink
Taurus Metal: Copper
Taurus Gem: Emerald


aspirations
You want a worthwhile career - money is not your only goal. You wish for the things you achieve to be solid and enduring. Career choices include the arts, finance and agriculture.You probably have a stable relationship with your mother.

family/home
Your sense of territory fills you with the ure to have your own home. This territorial trait also lends you caution - you need time to assimilate events.Your father can teach you good taste and be an artistic influence.

personality
You look for comfort and security - you want the good life. You're not the fastest of movers but you always get there in the end. However chaotic you miht appear on the surface you're practical and reliable.

relationships/love
You look for comfort and security - you want the good life. You're not the fastest of movers but you always get there in the end. However chaotic you miht appear on the surface you're practical and reliable.

weaknesses
You can be very possessive and extremely jealous, often without cause. These traits can drive people away and can fulfil your own worst fears. You are a sort of self-fulfilling prophesy. You can also be lazy at times, self-indulgent ad rather fixed in your own ideas and opinions. This can cause you to be considered right-wing or reactionary, and you may not be happy with this. You like to be a permanent fixture and hate change of any sort you can be seen as stubborn or set in your ways because of this. This isn't necessarily the case, it is simply that you do like to be part of a tradition and a fixed set of values.

colors
Ruled by Venus, the first earth sign of the Zodiac has affinity with colours that reflect principles of harmony. Pink, pale blue and all pastel shades are colours for Taurus, linking the sign to the profusion of flowers that bloom in late April and May. Taurus cares about appearance, but isn't interested in making a show. A Taurean will be groomed immaculately and smell delicious.

&PHOBIAS

001. Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders.
002. Catoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors.
003. Hagiophobia - Fear of saints or holy things.
004. Nyctophobia - Fear of the dark or of night.
005. Phasmophobia - Fear of ghosts.
006. Pneumatiphobia - Fear of spirits.

&BEFORE I DIE

001. Record a song.
002. Sky Dive.
003. Play in a band.
004. Fall in love.
005. Meet NOFX
006. Meet COURTNEY LOVE.
007. See a real concert.
008. Blow something up.
009. Get off Meth.

&LITTLE KNOWN FACTS

001. I saw the Spice Girls live when I was in fourth grade.
002. I never learned how to skateboard properly.
003. Madonna was my idol when I was young.
004. I used to eat glue.
005. I used to be a cheerleader.
006. I used to take Gymnastics, tap dance, and dancing.
007. I collect Carebears
008. I own a regular Nintendo & love it more than my Xbox
009. I am afraid of planes.
010. My XBOX is pink.
011. I hate feet.
012. My last name is not Nelson originally. It is Kinnaman.
013. I'm horrible with spelling.
014. I've been webdesigning since I was 9.