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WHITE KID BURNS AZN

Another sucky day, with my sincere gratitude to white people. Approaching Jolimont station from athletics carnival, I was stunned by a sticker on some random pole. “WHITE POWER ….etc…. SAVE THE WHITE RACE” was inscribed in black bolded letters. I’m instantly, “WTF.” I had already been spat on by one of these pale fellows in the morning. Surely a sticker that slaps your face with, “RACISM BLAH BLAH …… WHITE PEOPLE > ASIAN” was rather uncalled for. However, let rewind a bit to the morning. Some @#$*(& white guy spits on my face then proceeds to explain how it’s ritual for his family to treat their Asian slaves in the same way. I began to immediately slash at his neck. Unfortunately, my attempts were made futile by the fact my cleaver had been left the kitchen bench. Personal memo: must pack “cleansing” items into schoolbag when there is probable chance of encountering white people<- (accounting reference.lol.)

A final message: I tracked down those felons who dare spread “WHITE POWER” to www.creativitymovement.com courtesy of a friends wonderful 7 MEGA PIXEL CAMERA. (insert.. omg starving families in Africa could have been saved instead of purchasing some piece of metallic scrap.)Anyway, don’t be fooled by the site’s name. My research has concluded the whole lot of them are fanatical, hyper conservative white faced nuts. They only label themselves “the antichristian church” so they can write a new sets of faiths and commandments, which happen to completely mirror Mr Christianity. So, all I can ask is we rip them to shreds in an acceptable and civilized manner.

Amazing fact:

If we killed every Australian with an IQ of less than 85, more white people would die than Asian people.






Why?
Cause there are more white people in Australia. =)

Ivanhoe, the racist motherland.



It fact. Fricken Ivanhoe is probably the most racist hole in existence.

Incident #
1: I'm walking home from school. Some random white boganish guys bump into me. They proceed to beat me up with acorns.

2: Random white guys drive past me yelling, " F*** YOU".

3: I volunteer for community service at a local nursing home. They politely reject me. A couple days later, my friend (who happens to be white)                        volunteers at the same place and gets the job.

4: Nice stroll in the park. Not so. Random white asks me, "Lets see your visa" then sniggers off. I dream't of his head randomly imploding than night.

5: Our car get vandalized. (no points for guessing who)

6: Asian fast food shop passes ownership to a bunch of white dudes. Now its apparently OK to start conversations with, "Asian people suck..."

7: Apparently its also OK steal televisions, when it belongs to asian people.

8: etc. etc.

9: ASIAN PEOPLE DON"T ALL HAVE THE SAME ACCENT<

10: NOR DO THEY ALL HAVE SQUINTED EYES

11; $%^@ YOU MILEY CIRUS>>>> HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL.
http://dailycontributor.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/miley-cyrus-slant-eye.jpg


Now I can finally sleep peacefully tonight after clearing my head of all this crap.

The bible.


It provides us with so much insight into morals and justice. Here are just a few of its omnipotent teachings


1). We all know the church hates gay people. But apparently homosexuals should be condemned under death, under the name of the lord.
2). We hate pedophiles, (don't we). Yet the kid who gets molested is equally culpable since they've also been "defiled".
3). Slaves will forever remain slaves under the word of the lord.
4). When God gets angry, he summons cataclysmic floods to destroy infidels and Jews. That's right, the Boxing day tsunami was an act of justice.
5). God omnipotent. He knows all, sees all and commands all. Then why the f*** didn't he smite down Hitler with a bolt of divine WRATH, (before the holocaust incident)
6). Non-Christens will burn in hell.      Wow, god really does love us...
7). If foreigners approach your land, you can rightfully claim them as your slaves.
8). The holy spirit has been known to randomly impregnate women. Refer to the story of Mary, mother of Jesus.





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