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You can pick your friends - but you can't pick your family!

The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur Davidson, died and went to Heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arther, "since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented Harley motorcycles, eh?!" Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..." God commented, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?!"
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke. "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of the woman???" God said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in yout invention.
    1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion;
    2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
    3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
    4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust; and the maintenance costs are outrageous!!"

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to his Celestial Supercomputer, typed in a few words, and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."