CHAPTER
FIVE
Across the square the
tall oaks creakingly swayed in the stiff breeze which had recently sprung out
of Nature's strange and unpredictable life.
It was the sort of breeze which, though not strong enough to wrench the
leaves from their moorings on the sturdy branches of the great trees,
nevertheless caused a series of violent agitations among them which was
somewhat disquieting for Nicholas Webb to behold, and for two reasons. On the one hand, it served to remind him that
autumn was just a few weeks away and that, after the autumn, there wouldn't be
any more leaves to look at until the late spring of the following year, and, on
the other hand, it insidiously contrived to undermine his faith in the goodness
of Nature, albeit not, as yet, to any appreciable extent. For it was virtually axiomatic with him that,
by comparison with the city, Nature wasn't merely good but almost divine. Nevertheless, there were times when it seemed
less good or quasi-divine than formerly.
Times, indeed, when one was tempted to use the word 'evil' to describe
how one felt about it.... Not that there was any need to think of man-devouring
earthquakes or ship-sinking tornadoes or house-flattening hurricanes or
village-smothering volcanic eruptions or anything of the like. God, no! It was far wiser to shut-out such diabolical
phenomena from one's mind altogether or, if one wasn't permitted that luxury,
at least as much as possible. After all,
the cult of Nature Worship, like most other cults, demanded a certain
imaginative myopia, or myopic imagination, on the part of its humble devotees
if they weren't to jeopardize the spiritual benefits accruing to the meticulous
cultivation of a faith which could so easily be assailed and, if the worst came
to the worst, completely shattered by logical posturings. A few cracks in it, now and again, would not
be the worst of outcomes, provided one didn't encourage them to unduly
expand. For a chink in the faith would
be harder to repair than a few cracks. And after a chink...?
No, Nicholas Webb hadn't developed more than a few tiny cracks
since falling under the influence of John Cowper Powys, the prophet of
sublimated Nature Worship, or Elementalism, and
becoming a humble devotee the year before.
They had appeared in the middle of winter at a time when the icy
inclemency of January had reduced his worship to the barest minimum, to a
degree of dilettantism, one might say, which he subsequently considered
deplorable and hastened, with the inception of spring, to atone for as best he
could. He had even fallen partly under
the confusing influence, during those bitter January weeks, of a dualistic
philosopher whose ambivalent attitude towards Nature, more ambivalent by far
than anything characterizing John Cowper Powys, further managed to undermine
his faith in its goodness.
According to this philosopher, Nature was neither good nor evil
but a paradoxical combination of both, the good chiefly manifesting itself in
summer and the evil, by contrast, in winter, it being duly inferred that the
one couldn't exist without the other.
Thus from Webb's ailing devotion to Elementalism
there emerged the heresy that, in contrast to those aspects of Nature embodied
in inclement weather conditions, the buildings of the square, as indeed the
city of which the square was but a tiny component, were alone good at such a
time - a heresy which almost served to transform the few cracks into a
veritable chink!
But all this had happened, he subsequently reassured himself,
at a juncture when his faith hadn't had sufficient time to blossom into what it
was in the process of becoming under favourable climatic conditions; when it
hadn't had adequate time to put down firm roots, so to speak, and consequently
withstand the temptation to err. Next
time he would be better prepared for whatever the winter held in store for
him! So much so that even the bare
branches of the oak trees in the middle of the square would be able to assist
him, would encourage him to stand at the window just as often as at more
propitious times of year and 'plunge into' the snow or ice or ...
He was on the point of returning to his paper-strewn desk when
the blue-stockinged calf muscles of a passing female
caught his wandering eye and induced him to plunge into them with even more
avidity than he had mustered for the fluttering leaves. A connotation with Deborah Wilke's lust-provoking attire of the previous evening duly
came hovering to mind and invoked a complacent smile from his lips. Why, she had looked even more ravishing, if
that was possible to believe, than on Tuesday, and so much so that it was as
much as he could do to restrain the impulse to indulge his passion before he
took her out. And when they were out and seated
together at the theatre, his impatience to bring her back to his flat became so
acute, at one point, that he lost all interest in the frigging play and felt
obliged to mumble something derogatory about it every few minutes. He even wanted to walk out of the theatre
before it had finished; though he knew from experience that Deborah liked being
seen in public and wouldn't relish missing the rest of a play which she
evidently found amusing, not to say socially gratifying. But he had weathered the compromise between
taking her out and bringing her back quite successfully in the long run. For she rewarded him most generously, in
private, for all the pains to which he had put himself in public. If she looked ravishing with her clothes on,
she appeared absolutely irresistible with them off, and he wasted no time in
making it perfectly clear to her just how irresistible she was! For the fact that he had kissed her anus was
proof enough of the respect she inspired in him. To how many other women had he done that in
the past? Only one -
the lady who subsequently became his wife and bore him two children. At the height of his passion for her he would
have preferred to kiss her arse than to kiss another woman's lips. She was beautiful to him all over, even on
the soles of her feet, and he wanted to prove it to her, he needed to prove it to her, in
order to testify to the strength and genuineness of his love.
But strong and genuine though his love was at the time, it
subsequently became less so, weakened to a point where the prospect of kissing
her in relatively unconventional places would have revolted him, made him
contemptuous of himself, and disgusted with her for allowing or encouraging him
to do so! And then it weakened to a
point where he couldn't even bring himself to kiss her in conventional places,
where the attempts he made at doing so increasingly began to disgust him and
resulted, several unrewarding endeavours later, in his not kissing her at all -
resulted, ultimately, in the divorce which brought about their final separation
just over two years ago.
Now, however, after a succession of fairly lukewarm
relationships with other women, he was beginning to experience something akin
to the passion he had felt for Pauline in the early days of their love, some
fifteen years previously. A memory of
those heightened times was returning to him and, with that memory, one or two
of his former habits were also being resuscitated. Could it be that Deborah Wilkes, his
twenty-eight-year-old girlfriend, had all the makings of a future wife? He couldn't be sure at this stage but, all
the same, it didn't seem implausible, particularly if his enthusiasm for the
entirety of her body was anything to judge by - an enthusiasm which she
evidently found agreeably flattering! And why not? It
wasn't every day or with every man that one could, as a woman, consider oneself
desirable all over!
He turned away from his voyeuristic vantage-point by the window
and returned to his desk. There were
still a few letters to sign and a number to read, as well as some recent
journalistic contributions from the outside world to consider. He was grateful that fate had spared him the
ignominy of an idle existence, even if the one he normally led, in his
editorial capacity, wasn't always to his taste.
But even poor contributions and tedious letters were better than
nothing; even they sometimes provided him with a couple of hours' agreeable
preoccupation. Take that young
surrealist poet the other day, for instance.
One's peace of mind often depended upon such people. One never quite knew what to expect
next! Not to mention the stuff which the
regular contributors, the professional employees of 'Arts Monthly'
(arse-lickers every one of them), habitually churned out, ostensibly in the
service of the magazine. Young Anthony
Keating, for instance, with his petty-bourgeois obsession with the decline of
the West, an obsession which somehow found its way into just about everything
he wrote. Really, there were times when
one had to laugh at the earnestness with which the poor fellow set about the
uphill task of disillusioning people with the concept of continuous social and
moral progress! Spengler
couldn't have wished for a better heir to his pessimistic theories, a more
ardent disciple than young Keating, who was even more piously Spenglerian than Malcolm Muggeridge,
if that were possible to believe! And
yet he appeared to have purposely closed his eyes to the things that showed no
evidence of decline, including the beauty of the most attractive contemporary
women. But how could one think or worry
about the decline of Western civilization with a ravishing blonde like Deborah
Wilkes in one's arms? Perhaps that was
what Keating needed? Something to make
him conscious of the way certain things rose in contemporary life!
And then there was Andrew Hunt, with his otherworldly
spiritualism, his penchant for speculations about the Afterlife. How many times had one been obliged to read
about the survival of consciousness following death in an essay ostensibly
treating of, say, contemporary poetry or drama?
More times than one could bare or dare to remember! And yet the public appeared to like it, even
to delight in the sharp juxtaposition of seemingly unrelated topics as
presented by the more scholarly, and possibly schizophrenic, of his two
sub-editors. But how could one be expected to believe that consciousness survived
death? It didn't make sense, at least
not to Nicholas Webb, who was aware that his scepticism would probably have
been condemned by Keating, if not by Hunt also, as a further symptom of Western
decline. One was expected to believe
that consciousness could continue to function in some kind of otherworldly way,
without the assistance of a brain and of the blood being pumped through it to
keep it alive. But that was tantamount
to believing the impossible: that mind, as we understood it, was something that
could continue to function without physiological support! And where exactly did this 'mind', this
bodiless consciousness of oneself and others, go, following death? Where, exactly, was it to be found? Could you pluck it out of the air around you,
this something which couldn't even be seen but which nonetheless continued to
dream its own dreams, or did it exist on a higher plane - for instance,
somewhere up above the clouds? If so,
how overcrowded it must be up there, what with the billions upon billions of
'minds' which had once belonged to prehistoric men, prehistoric reptiles,
historic men, fish, birds, animals, insects, etc., and, assuming there was life
on other planets throughout the Universe, innumerable aliens of one kind or
another as well! And now that there were
so many rockets and satellites and other technological marvels being sent out
into space by the Earth, not to mention what other hypothetically habitable
planets were probably dispatching, how these 'minds' must have been jostled
about and generally disturbed by the technological brainchilds
of the lesser minds still attached to bodies!
Really, it was as much as one could do to keep a straight face at the
thought of what life must be like in the other world - assuming it was as one
imagined it to be! Everything that had
ever lived and possessed a mind from the year dot to the current second on any
planet capable of sustaining autonomous life in any part of the Universe would
be 'living', as contemporaneous neighbours, on the higher plane! It didn't bear thinking about! And yet, if Andrew Hunt was any authority on
the subject, it had been thought about, in various ways, since the dawn of
thought, and would doubtless continue to be pondered until such time as
thinking minds ceased to exist. But
would Hunt think about this world in the other one - assuming he wasn't already
effectively in it? Nicholas Webb smiled
ironically and proceeded to apply his stylish signature to the letters in front
of him. At least he had no doubt as to
which world he inhabited. The
other one could wait until he died, so far as he was concerned.
A gentle rap on the door momentarily aroused him from the
development of his signature and induced him to glance in its direction, where
the oval face of Judith Pegg was now to be seen. He smiled his acknowledgement of her
secretarial function and motioned her to enter.
"Had a nice lunch?" he asked, glad of an opportunity to speak
to someone so unequivocally down-to-earth.
"Very nice, thanks!" she replied, taking her
customary seat in front of his paper-strewn desk. "A
He raised his brows in a show of admiring surprise and
continued to apply his signature to the letters still requiring it. "Not very much dictation this
afternoon," he murmured while writing, "so
you needn't worry about having to work too hard. Just one or two things left over from
yesterday."
She smiled deferentially and glanced over the contents of his
desk. The pile of letters that
constituted the morning's post was still resting where she had left it at 9.30,
which of course meant that he hadn't got round to reading any of them and
therefore wouldn't have formulated any kind of appropriate response to their
proposals. He never read and dictated
simultaneously. The process of
assimilation had to take place in solitude, where there would be no-one to
distract his attention or impair his powers of concentration. Only after the contents of a letter requiring
a reply had been thoroughly digested could they be regurgitated,
a number of hours later, in an appropriately pertinent manner. It was as though he planned his dictation in
advance, like a military campaign, and secretly flattered himself over his
ability to remember, at a later time, what he had earlier decided upon, since
the letters subsequently required only the slightest attention. The greater part of his attention appeared to
be focused on his secretary, whom he enjoyed watching, and in whose person he
still had a vaguely amorous interest, despite the passage of time.
"Now then!" he gently exclaimed, having dispensed
with his signature-cum-autograph and pulled a small pile of letters out of a
drawer to the left of his desk.
"Three of these can have the same reply, since they relate to an
identical subject." He briefly
scanned the letters in question and commenced dictation with: "We are most
grateful for your inquiry regarding the advisability of submitting an essay on the
novelist Hillary Parker for the October edition of our periodical, but regret
to say that the edition in question has already been planned and could not now
be rearranged STOP We would however be willing to consider such an essay for
the November edition if circumstances permit STOP Your interest in the magazine
is much appreciated and we look forward to receiving your contribution
STOP". He read out the names and
addresses of the people concerned and cast their letters to one side. Not often, he mused, that potential
contributors bothered to sound one out beforehand. Most of them just sent things, and pretty
unsuitable things, too! But these three
must have had some raw experiences in consequence of former optimism, and accordingly
become more cautious. And rightly so,
since Hillary Parker's latest book hadn't received the most flattering of
critical introductions to the general public in certain other influential
periodicals.
Nicholas Webb frowned down at the remaining letters in his
hands, all of which could be covered by the same response - one relating to the
superfluous nature of the many articles received on Howard Tonks
from contributors, or potential contributors, who had previously been of use to
him. Thus: "Whilst we are must
grateful to you for offering us your article on Mr Tonks
... we regret to say that we have already decided to publish an interview with
him in the September edition ... which has precluded us from considering any
further material STOP Nevertheless ..."
The ringing of the external telephone suddenly interrupted his
rather florid dictation, the product in part of a slight inebriation. With an expression of annoyance on his ruddy
face, he snatched up the receiver and briskly announced his name, as though to
a subordinate.
"Good afternoon, Mr Webb!
This is Howard Tonks speaking, and I regret to
inform you that I wish to lodge a serious complaint."
"Mr Tonks!?" Webb's expression immediately changed from
annoyance at being interrupted to apprehension at the words 'serious
complaint'. "What appears to be
the, er, trouble, sir?" he asked.
"The trouble, Mr Webb, is that my daughter appears to have
been raped, yesterday afternoon, by one of your correspondents whilst I was
detained in
At the mention of police, Webb flinched and blanched
perceptibly. The possibility of 'Arts
Monthly' being involved in a scandal of such magnitude positively horrified
him. "Are you absolutely certain it
was one of our correspondents whom your housekeeper discovered, er, having improper relations with your daughter?" he
hastened to query. For
he simply couldn't believe that Anthony Keating would involve himself in such
disgraceful behaviour. It sounded
altogether too preposterous.
"Not absolutely certain," the composer admitted, in a
slightly trembling voice, "because Mrs Marchbanks
hadn't seen your correspondent before."
"You mean, Mr Keating?"
"Yes, he was the one who came on Monday to interview me,
wasn't he?" Mr Tonks recalled. "Mind you, he didn't actually succeed in
doing so, because he was more interested in hearing me play the piano and
talking about irrelevant issues."
"But I understood from him that you had a sore throat,
sir, and was unable, in consequence, to take part in the interview as
arranged."
"Not at all, Mr Webb!" the composer hastened to
correct. "I was as fit as a
fiddle. I could have talked all afternoon
and was perfectly prepared to do so. But
Mr Keating was more interested in hearing my music, and even went so far as to
record me playing Schumann."
Webb frowned gravely. It
was evident that young Keating had lied to him on Tuesday morning!
"However, all that is really beside the point,"
continued Mr Tonks, his voice regaining a hint of its
former anger. "The fact is that I
agreed to give the interview on Thursday afternoon, as soon as I got back from
certain last-minute professional engagements in
"I didn't hear about any such call," Webb impulsively
responded, in the teeth of a temptation to say the contrary and thereby acquire
a pretext for asserting that Keating had been instructed to go elsewhere in the
afternoon. But that might have led to
further complications.
"Well, it appears someone visited my house yesterday
afternoon," Mr Tonks rejoined, "since there
is no reason for me to assume my housekeeper was simply imagining things. And the way things stand,
Mr Keating seems to be the most likely suspect.
There is, however, one other possibility, so far as your employees are concerned,
and that's a young man by name of Wilder."
"Neil Wilder?" ejaculated Webb, hardly able to
believe his ears. "But he has been
off work all week with influenza."
"Really?" exclaimed Mr Tonks
in some perplexity. "Well, he was
well enough to turn-up at my door for a few minutes this afternoon, Mr Webb,
with the express intention of conducting the interview in Keating's stead. He knew, curiously, that I had been away the
day before, and he knew, too, that I'd agreed to give the interview this afternoon
- two factors which led me to assume that my daughter could have seen him on
Thursday and passed on the information I'd imparted to her by phone. As it happens, he denied having visited my
house the previous afternoon, but claimed that Mr Keating had informed him of
my change of circumstances the same evening.
In other words, he induced me to assume that Mr Keating had visited the
house on Thursday. But when I asked him
point-blank as to exactly when Mr Keating had last visited it, he immediately replied:
'Monday'. There was no mention of anyone
coming here yesterday."
Nicholas Webb was flabbergasted. "But that's impossible!" he
asseverated, directing a look of horrified amazement at his baffled
secretary. "Someone must have gone
to your house yesterday to discover that you were postponing the interview an
extra day, since Mr Keating was under no doubt, when I spoke to him on Tuesday
morning, that you had only postponed it until Thursday."
"Yes, I fully appreciate that fact, Mr Webb,"
responded the composer. "It would
seem that one of your two correspondents is lying, and, until I know which of
them to blame, I'm afraid I shall have to postpone the interview indefinitely. And if I don't hear from my daughter over the
weekend, I'm afraid I shall have to notify the police in the hope that they can
trace her. In the meantime, I suggest
you question your correspondents as to what they were up to, and then take
appropriate measures to ensure that it doesn't happen again! I look forward to hearing from you at the
earliest possible opportunity, Mr Webb.
Good day!"
A sigh of despair escaped from between Nicholas Webb's parted
lips, as he gently returned the receiver to its customary position on the body
of the telephone.
"What was all that about?" asked Mrs Pegg, with an air of bewilderment.
"Something pretty serious!" he replied, furrowing his
brows to a degree that left his secretary in no doubt of the matter. "Something that may
well concern the future of our magazine." Then, realizing that there was little time to
be lost, he asked Mrs Pegg, in dismissing her, to
send Osbourne in to see him. The senior sub-editor, he knew, held
Thursday-evening gatherings at his flat to which several of the correspondents
and other members of staff were often invited.
Perhaps it would be possible to elicit some relevant information
concerning the whereabouts, yesterday evening, of either Keating or Wilder from
him? Unfortunately, there was no way he
could see them in person that afternoon, since the one was out reviewing the
new art exhibition at the Merlin Gallery, and would probably remain out for the
rest of the day, while the other was officially still off work with flu. But he would certainly see them both first thing
Monday morning. There could be no doubt
about that!
Before long the door opened again and in walked Martin Osbourne with an anxious expression on his thin face. "Is anything wrong?" he asked.
"You bet there is!" Webb affirmed in a gruff voice,
before motioning him to sit down.
"I have just heard from ..." Realizing it would probably be
more tactful to keep quiet about the telephone conversation with Howard Tonks for the time being, he cut himself short on that
score, and continued: "I take it you still hold your Thursday-evening, er, gatherings?"
Osbourne felt inclined to smile at
his superior's tactful formality in spite of the solemnity of the
occasion. "Why yes, I held one last
night in fact," he calmly admitted.
"And was Keating there?"
"Only just, for he arrived over an hour-and-a-half late,
excusing himself on the basis of his interview engagement with Howard Tonks," revealed the senior sub-editor.
Webb could barely conceal his anger and frustration. Nevertheless he just about contrived to hold
himself in check, as he asked: "And did he say anything about it?"
"Only that the composer had kept him to dinner and talked
about himself a great deal."
Here Webb felt obliged to give minimum vent to his pent-up
feelings in the form of a protracted sigh, the negative breath of which Osbourne must have felt across the other side of the desk,
for he shifted uneasily in his chair.
There could be no doubt that Keating had lied! It was his word against Mr Tonks'. But what of Wilder?
How did he come to get involved, unless he happened to be at Osbourne's little gathering, too? It seemed the most likely explanation, and
yet it was difficult to put the question point-blank to Osbourne,
difficult because he would feel decidedly uncomfortable at the prospect of
revealing that someone who was ostensibly ill, and off work in consequence, was
nevertheless well enough to attend his little soiree. But there remained a more subtle approach,
and Webb was all for trying it. "I
take it Keating was the only member of staff present at your party last night,"
he commented.
The senior sub-editor's face appreciably darkened at the memory
of what Wilder had said to him about keeping his attendance confidential. It simply wouldn't have been fair on him to
disclose his presence there, and thereby enable Webb to infer that he ought to
have been well enough to return to work today, assuming he had really been sick
in the first place. So, after a moment's
painful hesitation, he simply said: "No, Andrew was also there."
"Only Andrew Hunt?" queried the editor in what, to Osbourne, seemed like an impertinently sceptical tone.
"Yes." The
temptation to mention Neil momentarily presented itself to Osbourne
again but was instantly quashed.
"But what is all this about?" he cried, unable to restrain his
pique at being interrogated in such fashion.
"I'll tell you what it's all about!" exploded Webb
and, throwing caution to the wind, he proceeded to
divulge the information which Howard Tonks had
imparted to his worry-strained mind only a few minutes before.
"Oh, I see," murmured Osbourne,
as the implications of the affair began to register with him. "And Wilder turned-up on the composer's
doorstep this afternoon?"
"He did indeed! confirmed
Webb. "Which leads one to assume
that Keating must have phoned him or visited his flat
either before or after he visited yours," he added, "and thus got
Wilder to stand-in for him."
Martin Osbourne bit his lip in a
panic of guilt. All-of-a-sudden it was
perfectly obvious to him what had happened.
They must have come to some such arrangement while he was in the toilet
and talked about it behind his back, the deceitful bastards! Even Keating's desire to listen to music must
have had some ulterior motive, like ensuring they wouldn't be easily
overheard. For when he returned from the
toilet, Osbourne remembered, the music was louder
than before, and, partly because of this, he had gone across to the far corner
of the room and left the two correspondents to groove, ostensibly, to the other
side of the Jeff Beck instead of attempting to get into conversation with
either or both of them, as he had initially intended. But how could he now admit that Wilder had
been at his party? How could he go back
on what he had just said? He bit his lip
again in the throes of this quandary.
"Yes, it's quite a problem," admitted Webb,
misinterpreting his colleague's pained expression. "We can't afford a scandal of this
magnitude and, what's more, we can't tolerate it! One if not both of them will have to go. We cannot continue to employ people who
betray our trust in them in such a blatantly underhand and frankly criminal
fashion!"
"But I can't believe that Anthony Keating would actually
rape anyone," objected Osbourne on an
incredulous note. "He's much too
civilized."
"Too devious would be nearer the mark!" declared Webb
aggressively. "Yet if what Howard Tonks' housekeeper apparently wrote in her letter of
resignation is true, then we have no choice but to believe it. Besides, the fact of the old woman's
resignation is bad enough. It may cost
us the interview." He frowned
angrily and leant back in his chair. As
if there wasn't enough to worry about already!
"Well, now that you've told me, what are we to do?"
asked Osbourne nervously.
"Nothing until Monday morning," replied Webb, frowning. "Then we'll get to the bottom of the
matter. In the meantime, I suggest you
carry on as normal and pretend, for everybody else's benefit, that nothing has
happened."
The senior sub-editor nodded acquiescently and, with some
relief, took his leave of Webb's office.
But he returned to his own office via Andrew Hunt's one. For he had no desire that the editor should
subsequently find out, via Hunt, that his own account of what had happened on
Thursday evening was less than totally true!