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Squishy the Duck
Working Title: What the Pimp Givith the Pimp Taketh Away Bet you tought Squishy was a downtown duck uh! |
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You Say you know Squishy? I can tell you how it all started. First it was many, many, many years ago, almost ten. There was a very small village named Venice. This is the only Los Angeles property that has any ocean beach front. It is also not only south of Santa Monica but it is also north of Melrina Del Ray. The Venice Canals drains into a marsh that drains into the Pacific here. It's not really a pretty sight most of the way and not many tourist vist the outlet. But don't let that discourage you. The Venice Canals were dreged out in the 1920's into housing development and for five block by five blocks the canals are really a Super park. Walks and benches are set along the canals to look at the flowers and wild life that are there for the peace of mind. Then one dark queer night, it was thursday, a turtle named Kris was swimming in the shallow drain water eating moldy moss when he had a great encounter. But this story isn't about him so we'll put his story off for later. However Squishy the duck was spashing in the muddy swamp eating on one end and discharging with the other and having a great time. In the dark Squishy noticed a glow way off through the tall marsh grass. He swam towards it expecting wonders a duck might only hope for. It was like a shrine shineing in his eyes. Squishy forgot all about the mud and bugs flying around him and followed the light. The duck flapped his wings to go over logs and bogs. Squishy swam passed blogs and walked over frogs to keep heading toward the light. What was this light you ask? Well ask because I'm going to tell you anyway. Did the light belong to some mage visting the canals? No, of course not, this is the twenty first century, peasant, this was the glow from all the discarded cell phones, Sony Ericson, ebay playstations, and pages of Carmen Electra center folds reacting with the swamps' bacteria and dry cleaning chemicals like trichlorethylene. Sorry Next Page. |
 Squishy escapes the shootings by pretending to be a bar of soap |
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