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Flipometer
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        1:     TOTALLY LAME
        2:     LAME
        3:     DUMB
        4:     UNIMPRESSIVE
        5:     OK
        6:     GOOD
        7:     AWESOME
        8:     SWEET
        9:     ULTIMATE
        10:   TOTALLY SWEET



Not all flips are equal. Each dragon book is rated on the Flipometer. I think you know which rating is the best. Here are some pics. I'm not rating the BOOKS or CHARACTERS, OK? I'm rating the DRAGONS!

Some of these books are a SERIES, so I'll just put ONE book for each SERIES. Click the thumbnail to see it BIGGER.

FLIPOMETER RATING: 4
We learn that Cimorene is a wuss, Kazul is softhearted, and wizards are stupid.
FLIPOMETER RATING: 8
Jack would be a big loser without Draycos.
FLIPOMETER RATING: 2
Jim Eckert is a failure knight, wizard, and wannabe dragon who only gets by on luck.
FLIPOMETER RATING: 1
This book sucks.
FLIPOMETER RATING: 0
There are no dragons in this book. Why is this here, and why did it win an award?
FLIPOMETER RATING: 9
Two dragons party hard while Rohan hides with Sioned in a cave. Some dragonlover he claims to be.
FLIPOMETER RATING: 10
Arzosah doesn't do nearly enough flipping out. I mean, she flips out a lot, but it could be MORE!
FLIPOMETER RATING: 5
Linden is out to prove that weredragons are people too.
FLIPOMETER RATING: 6
Shimmer really should keep better track of her seas. No, that lame cover art is not a good excuse.
FLIPOMETER RATING: 7
Liam may be able to solve impossible mysteries, and climb vertical walls with bare hands and feet, but Fanuilh is a telepathic dragon. It's no contest, really.
FLIPOMETER RATING: 10+
Steve Benson is in over his head; this dragon is taking no crap from ANYONE, and that's a fact.

 

Dragon Thoughts:

What makes a good dragon is total sweetness.  A hot book is about a dragon REALLY flipping out: casting a magic spell, flipping out and roaring over a Thanksgiving dinner table while some humans scream, or simply eating a cow. The cover doesn't matter as much as what the dragon does in the book!

 

 

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