Dear Reader,
I am sorry to inform you that you are one the most Very Foolish Destinations on the world wide web, for, I am agreaved to say, this website is site is filled with enough misery and woe to make the bravest people among us cringe. You will find on this site information not only about me, and my siblings, but about our family, friends, foes, and biographies... It is here you will find how we managed to survive with the notorious villain, Count Olaf, and his troupe of Vicious Friends and disapointments. His scheme put me and my siblings in great jeopardy, and by reading this, you risk sharing our pain. If you were to turn of your computer, laptop of perhaps even mobile phone at this moment, I would understand. If however you decide to read my accounts of our misfortune, I have great sympathy for you.
With All Due Respect,
Klaus Baudelaire.
I should probably tell you about the links- the two items at the bottom of the navigation bar, to my right. The first of them is another ASOUE site. I do niether own it or made it, but it is where I got my inspiration, from Jacques Snicket. The other is where my VFD journey began, on Alan Brown's site.