Chatspeak(Original song:'Big Shoes' by Jill Sobule) While everyone used chatspeak I spell-checked everything I always sigh when I chat with them all them chatspeakers It's either shortcuts or even worse teenybopper spellings but what could I do they all want to type quickly All my good friends they are literate but they never type like it I can only laugh at them when they mess up their essays chatspeak, before it was cool chatspeak I'll never forget I taught my friends their first chatspeak In my school since last year Xanga it was all the rage with CSS and scripts to match their swinging moods one thing awful about it what I hated most of all was that chatspeak they all typed with almost all of it I can read all this chatspeak but I hated it By the time I realised this it was just too late chatspeak all the time you can see it coming a mile away outside you can hear them say lyk omg! and when I lurked with everyone I can see them rant in horror everywhere was teenybopper spelling we hate chatspeak chatspeak before it was cool literacy use to rule that time I was very sure we hate chatspeak chatspeak all the time you can see it coming a mile way outside you can hear them say lyk omg!
