Some memorable, witty, sarcastic, snarky things said by the woman herself.
"So, you want to get off me, or are you just getting comfortable?"
"What do you think? Idiots?"
"Picnickers."
"There's a thought." - Mara & Luke
"I could whistle you up some caf."
"If you were to whistle, my head would explode and there would be brains everywhere."
"No brains. Just skull fragments." - Mara & Lando
"I hate this."
"Waiting?"
"Of course, waiting."
"Which points to a great failing with the Jedi. The lightsabers."
"A failing?"
"You can't sharpen them. Back when, well, I was in my previous career, I could get through any boring stretch by sharpening my knives. It takes just enough of your attention to keep boredom at bay, and keeps your tools at their best. With vibroblades, even if they lose power, you still have a nice sharp edge for cutting whatever needs cutting."
"Sometimes, I think you can be spooky just singing nursery songs." - Luke, Mara, & Elassar (last line)
"Luke, I don't want to discourage your curiosity, but I have to remind you, if something goes wrong, this is an exceptionally embarrassing way to die."
"You are not the only one here who served under Palpatine. I have changed, and so has the Grand Admiral. And I suspect that you must have, too, for our former master would never have tolerated such idiocy in one of his servants."
"I'm so glad I found you and didn't kill you."
"As long as I'm fighting, I'm not dying."
"I want to get some more sleep anyways. You don't know what a luxury that is until you have a baby."
"The Masters are pulling the Order in ten different directions. You have to do this, or they'll tear it apart."
"Do you have a favorite prosthetics manufacturer? I can pre-order you one."
"Actually, it's Mara Jade Skywalker now."
"Someone else needs to contact [the Solos]. It's getting so bad that Leia cringes whenever she sees Luke's face on the holocomm."
"Watch out for those wolvkils--they're extremely hard to kill."
"Not if you have a lightsaber."
"I'll make a note to start issuing them to the troops." - Chak Fel & Mara
"You think... you've won. But Luke will crush you... and I refuse... to let you... destroy the future... for my Ben."