The Story
Ha! I knew you wanted to hear the story about Pawsacat and I! Everyone does! xD Well, it all started out on a Friday Night.. *Pawsacat zooms in*
Pawsacat: It was a saturday morning, Pawsie! Get it right! <___<
Okay, okay, Mr.Smartypants. A Saturday Mor-
Pawsacat: WAIT! Take that back! It was a Monday Afternoon!
Okay well, er, Monday After-
Pawsacat: Actually, I think it was Thursday Evening.. Maybe it was Tuesday Morning.. I'm pretty sure it was-
OKAY! OKAY! OKAY! Just forget about the date. It all started when-
Pawsacat: Pawsie, they want ME to tell the story. <___<
Well, I already started so I'M telling it.
Pawsacat: hmmph.
You see, I had this very special catnip.. Infact, I think you still have it, Pawsacat. I think it's in your pocket.
Pawsacat: Oh yes! *checks one pocket* No.. nothings in there.. *checks other pocket* Sorry, Pawsie, theres nothing in my pockets but this bomb.
Okay well, thats fi- A BOMB?!?! PAWSACAT YOU LITTLE- *kaboom* *pawsacat leaps for safety*
Pawsacat: Hehe. *nervous laugh*
PAWSACAT!! Now you made me forget what I was saying. I've had enough of you. Infact, I'm going to get you-know-who.
Pawsacat: NOOOOOO! NOT MILLIE! ANYONE BUT HER! *clings to Pawsie's leg*
Yes, as your punishment I'm getting your favorite babysitter! *knock* Oh look, she's here!
Millie: *sweet voice* Hi, Miss Pawsie!
Hello, Millie dear. If Pawsacat does any trouble-
Millie: I get it. *pushes Pawsie out the door* Bye! Have fun! So long!
Pawsacat: *runs* YEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWW!
Millie: GET BACK HERE, YOU! THERE ARE TOILETS THAT NEED TO BE CLEANED!
Pawsacat: NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
Millie: *holds up an ax*
Pawsacat: D: Okay okay! FINE! I'LL SCRUB THE TOILETS! *grabs a sponge*
Millie: *hands Pawsacat his toothbrush* Use this.
Pawsacat: MY TOOTHBRUSH?!?! ARE YOU MAD?!?!
Millie: DO IT!!
Pawsacat: Okay, okay. ;___; *scrubs toilet
Millie: How's it going in there?
Pawsacat: I'm done. Can I watch TV now?
Millie: Brush your teeth. *evil smile*
Pawsacat: WHAT!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Millie: *holds up ax* DON'T MAKE ME!!
Pawsacat: *screams* AHHHHHH!