I have a navigation system and it loves pumkin pie. And the flag poles all like to look at palm trees. Maybe, just maybe, I can look up a site that has an assortment of lampshades!!!!

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There once was a man named Edvard.

He was a stupid dumb retard.

He ate a spark plug,

All warm and snug,

Then he played with a card.

There once was a man named Shane.

He happened to be rather insane.

He thought he could see,

What possibly could be,

A bird saying MEOW!!! I HAVE NO BRAIN!!!!!

There once was a mouse named humphred.

This mouse messed up in the head.

He decided he'd eat,

a pair of platypus feet.

He said, "Kwelpsh!!!! Stupid Alpaca ate my bread!!!!!!"

You gotta meow like a kitty to be- a cat! HEEEEEE!!!!

You Gotta MEEEH!!! like Tyler to be- a Pickle that decided to land on the moon and eat an oatmeal cream pie! HEEEEE!!!!!

Oh this is what i look like with an 80's wig