The Toughest of 3rd Street School

When it comes to the toughest,
The toughest of 3rd Street School,
Its little Miss Ashley Spinelli
(Don’t let the name or gender fool you)

She’s the girl who wears the goldenrod beanie
Hiding her jet black pigtails beneath,
The only girl on the playground with army boots,
And a matching leather coat
That lies on her small physique.

She’s known for being tough
And beating up kids twice her size
Just don’t call her Ashley,
Or intimidate her
Unless you are waiting for trouble to arise

Her temper easily wears thin
When the Ashley’s chant “SCANDALOUS”
Or when Randall is secretly spying,
Spying on her and her friends
(When will he come to his senses?)

Though she is loyal, and independent
And stands up for her friends
Especially for the five: TJ, Vince
Mikey, Gus and Gretchen

Remember to not be deceived
When Spinelli passes you
‘Cause she’s the toughest,
the toughest of 3rd Street School.


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