ways to annoy Mr. McManus

1. mention spuds. Alot. At every given oppotunity.
2. laugh at him
3. throw spuds at him
4. call him Mr.Giggles
5. on his birthday, tell him "Heres a BIG present for you sir" then tell him after he's excited say "APRIL FOOL'S!"
6. be cheerful
7. call you pen 'mcmanus-y' and talk to it in the lesson
8. ask him if he uses electrcity
9. do a piece of coursework on butterflies
10. Grunt at him.
11. ask him if he has a grammerphone and a thatched roof
12. shave his legs
13. bite him
14. give all your essays in scented with perfume and written on pink paper
15. give him gum. Insist he takes on.
16. ask him what gender he is
17. cough all lesson. ask if you can have a sip of tequila. offer him some.
18. send him love notes
19. make small talk with him
20. trip him up
21. grunt whenever he finishs a sentance
22. wave and smile-your-self-stupid whenever you pass him
23. go around the school suffragette-style [smash windows, burn stuff etc] and tell everyone he taught you everything you know
24. bring him to the science lab
25. give him a website/email address
26. challenge him to a staring contest. [thx sian!]
27. also aciddentally/purposely get in his way. he'll say sorry! [-also sian]