Homophobia: The irrational fear that three fags will break into your house and redecorate it against your will.
--Tom Ammiano

In my lifetime I've been to bed with men, women, and odd pieces of furniture.
--Tallulah Bankhead

My lover asked me if I wanted to have children. I told her I didn't know, but that we should keep trying.
--Suzy Berger

This is a celebration of individual freedom, not of homosexuality. No government has the right to tell its citizens when or whom to love. The only queer people are those who don't love anybody.
--Rita Mae Brown

We must make it clear that a platform of 'I hate gay men and women' is not a way to become president of the United States.
--Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter

We all carry some variety of infirmity or sorrow with us - let's treat each other kindly. None of us is getting out of our human condition alive.
--Bette Davis

I'm an openly gay trailer-trash Mexican. How could they not love me?
--Ice-skating national champion Rudy Galindo.

To a large segment of our society, gay people are viewed as sexual outlaws. ... God forbid a straight person should acknowledge that there are pleasures associated with their anus. That's a big, big door that people don't want to open.
-- Phil Hartman

I just wish more of my fellow queers would come out sometimes. It's nice out here, you know?
--Elton John

The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals, and 362 to heterosexuals. This doesn't mean God doesn't love heterosexuals, it's just that they need more supervision.
--Lynn Lavner

They gave me a medal for killing a man, and a discharge for loving one.
--Sargeant Leonard Matlovich

Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
--Dorothy Parker

I do not impersonate women. How many women do you know who march around in 7-inch heels, 3-foot wigs and skin-tight outfits? Women don't wear that, drag queens wear that! The public persona of RuPaul is just a fabulous, eye-popping celebrity package designed to work well in front of the camera.
--RuPaul

The next time someone asks you, 'Hey, howdja get to be a homosexual anyway?' tell them, 'Homosexuals are chosen first on talent, then interview, then the swimsuit and evening gown competition pretty much gets rid of the rest of them.
--Karen Williams