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NOW THAT WE ARE AT WAR, all Americans will unite to defend freedom. We are SUCH a free country, that everyone has the right to have their own opinions and to disagree with the government's policies, as long as they politely keep it to themselves. War involves sacrifice of our men and women in the armed forces, who bravely fight against the evil doers who can't stand freedom. The war we are waging is one where freedom itself has come under attack by fear. Any lack of silence among the people threatens a disasterous explosion of shock and awe among those of us in the media. In the name of Liberty, all true Americans will stand for the freedom to not voice their opinions. All others will be deported to places where they can be legally shot.

My goodness, we're SO free that we let just anyone make us afraid! Under the Axis of Evil, such things are outlawed. Just TRY having an opinion that you don't express under a regime like Iraq. You'd be tortured! For those fascists, it's not enough to just do everything you're told all the time - they are also expected to enthusiastically believe in it: under pain of death.

We Americans in the homeland must do our part in 'Operation Iraqi Freedom' by defending our freedom to exercise our God given duty to defend freedom by not exercising our freedom of speech. I hope you're taking notes, people, because you need to make sure you do your part. Loose lips can sink the ship of state and just hand Sodom a propaganda victory on a silver platter. If that happens, then the terrorists have already won.

All patriotic Americans remember 9-11, and understand how, with the steady leadership of our Commander in Chief, we will make no distinction between the hijackers that caused the terror in NY, the guy who claimed the hijackers were his supporters, the government that wanted to see some evidence of his guilt, any government that might have deadly weapons that no one can find and might make friends with the guy who likes the hijackers to give those weapons to that guy to give to other people to bring here and blow up US interests, all nations that want to control their own economic wealth, and anyone foolish enough to call for UN inspections for WMD in the United States. They must be smoked out of their holes with extreme prejudice in the name of preserving the freedom to dissent by not dissenting.

For more insight into this emerging story we have with us in the studio today Doctor Rice and, representing the opposing skin color, Rush Limbaugh. Thank you both for taking the time out of your busy schedules to join us, but I'm afraid we need to take a quick break for a word from our sponsor, GE Exxon/Mobil Monsanto Dole Pfiser. We'll be right back.