[True Facts About Me]

My name is Caitlin E. S., and I don't like you. Chances are, I'm cooler than you.

I'm smarter than you too. Because I'm starting high school next year... at a SMART PEOPLE SCHOOL so go me. Don't question my awesomeness.

I can wash hair. I can wash hair really well. I can wash hair really well because I work at a HAIRDRESSER place and I get paid. I get paid a nice amount of money. I know I am twelve, I am not supposed to have a job. I KNOW. But I am just so awesome that the hairdresser employed me anyway and I do a Great Job. Therefore I am better than you.

I play the piano. And the cello. I play them well. I've skipped a lot of grades in cello but I haven't done exams yet. My cello is called Melvin. He is my boyfriend. I have gotten A+s in ALL my piano exams and I can play Evanescence songs... I figured out how to play them ALL BY MYSELF. I don't really like Evanescence anymore, but I still play their songs on the piano. Therefore I rock harder than you.

I write better than you can. I do poetry.  Cool poetry. Not your stupid nursery-rhyme knockoffs and other piddly (word courtesy of my loooooovely friend Gabby) crap, and your acrostic poems if you are super dumb like ELLE GONZALEZ. And I've written a novel. Therefore you suck and I don't.

Everyone should be like me, because I am so perfect and I set the RIGHT EXAMPLE for everyone in the world. You all deserve to be ridiculed and I don't because I am like... really cool and you are just... not. And because I am Australian, I have more scene points. I'm going to rule the world when I grow up. You just watch. Therefore I am just the most awesomest coolest rockingest unsuckiest cool person in the world.

 So ha.

[My Favourite Things]

My favourite books - 

Through a Glass Darkly - by Jostein Gaarder
The Earth, My Butt and other Big, Round Things - by Carolyn Mackler
Noughts and Crosses - by Malorie Blackman
The Raging Quiet - by Sherryl Jordan
Looking for Alibrandi - by Melina Marchetta
Life of Pi - by Yann Martel
The BFG - by Roald Dahl

My favourite DVDs -

Dead Poets Society
Master and Commander
School of Rock
Brides of Christ
Kath and Kim Series 1, 2 & 3
The Castle
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

My favourite songs -

Where I End and You Begin - Radiohead
2+2=5 - Radiohead
Sail to the Moon - Radiohead
A Wolf at the Door - Radiohead
Car Crash - Eskimo Joe
This Room - Eskimo Joe
From the Sea - Eskimo Joe
Tourniquet - Evanescence
Whisper - Evanescence
Numb - Linkin Park

My Favourite... other things -

Food - Most kinds of pasta
Quote - 'Writers aren't exactly people, they're a whole lot of people trying to be one person' - F. Scott Fitzgerald
Colour - Red
Author - Jostein Gaarder
Word - Defenestrate (Definition - To throw a person or thing out the window)
Article of Clothing - Jeans
Sport - Sailing & soccer
Band - Radiohead

[Also...]

I have a dog called Heidi. And I'll bother to put up a photo of her soon. She is a cool dog. And she runs away all the time, but it's not because we are cruel to her. I am very kind, so she would NEVAR want to run away from ME.

Also, I have a really cool single aunt. And I'm putting up a photo of her soon, too. Because she looks really daggy in the photo I took of her and yeah. I'm her FAVOURITE niece... Ithink. She is my favourite aunt. She has a boyfriend called Leon. She says he isn't her boyfriend but it is SO obvious that he is. Leon has an iPod. Leon has 4000 songs on his iPod. I'm saving up for an iPod and I don't even KNOW 4000 songs. So sucked in me. And sucked in you.