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ROUND ONE of Jokewars... Elephant El Fante: Why are elephants large, wrinkled, and grey? So you don't pick one up thinking it's a giant prune. Kangaroo Punchke: Why do kangaroos have big feet? It's great excuse for acting like a clown. Kangaroo Punchke: You wanna know a sure-fire way you can you tell if there is a kangaroo under your bed? YOU LOOK! Elephant El Fante: TV can be educational. For example, I learned yesterday it takes more than 5,000 elephants a year to meet the world demand for piano keys. It's amazing isn't it? I didn't even know pianos came with locks! This site is hosted for free by FreeWebs.com. Click here to get your own free website.