Underground Atypical Network

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        PORPOISE

what about it?

Do you believe that people can actually create a show that anyone in the world can see without ever leaving their homes?

I have. Not that it's a lot to stare at. I do hope you like it, though. It has no scent.

 

 

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The homepage I would have in a perfect world.

A permanent to-do list. (Perhaps it is more of a list of what I would like to accomplish before I die.)

...of the silly sort, things one might want to know about another but only has the courage to inquire about en masse, like it has some higher relevancy (which it doesn't).

...of the fun (and somewhat ridiculous) sort.

My awkward sense of humor embodied... daily.

. . .of the self-improvement/striving for mental clarity sort (that may be an exaggeration).

Take a look; my poetry is one of the few aspects of my life that are remotely admirable.

If you are a cheater/liar/stealer, look no further for rather pithy groups of words that have only been used once and are no longer wanted by their author!

Several images I have collected (and a few that I made on the computer). I hope to get a camera someday and be able to put my own pictures here, but until then these are just collected inspirations.

    Stuff people say that's worth keeping... maybe.

Important things to remember! You need a password to get in. I will let you in if we have an understanding that you are not, have not been, and do not intend to become party or affiliated with axe murderers.

Feel free to tell me about any imperfections you may notice (in my website or in my personality) or insert your personal opinion for my edification. I will reply and, with your permission, I may incorporate your comments into my website (somehow), crediting you of course.

 

 *Feel free to participate in surveys/tests/projects by emailing your personal results to thegrandma@mobsters.com (but if you send spam we will change this address and glue your toes together). I vow to post the results of all participants. Also, feel free to leave any sort of personal message or complaint at said email address, and I will respond as soon as I am able. Please provide your first and last initial for surveys and tests. Please provide your first, middle, and last initial for participation in projects (your initials will be listed).